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Has anyone tried SKYPE. I can talk to my nephew in Dubai for free as long as I like. Talking to an airline pilot in Wuhan, China, sound reception etc is excellent.

http://www.thekansascitychannel.com/news/8868318/detail.html ?subid=22100413&qs=1;bp=t<?:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Dad <?:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Makes School Skipper Hold Up Sign POSTED: 10:01 pm CDT April 20, 2006 UPDATED: 10:50 pm CDT April 20, 2006 KANSAS CITY, Kan. -- A girl who skipped school Thursday received an unusual punishment from her father. When Don Wesselman found out his daughter, Samantha, had skipped her freshman classes at Bonner Springs High School to hang out with friends, he gave her two choices. "I t…

Police Ban Donny The Dog Wednesday, March 08, 2006 Source: Ananova Police have come under fire after banning a football club mascot from a match because of his 'unsuitable' costume. Grandad Andy Liney, 58, was stopped by police as he tried to get into Doncaster Rovers' match at Huddersfield Town. Mr Liney, who's been Rovers' mascot Donny the Dog for five years, had received written permission to appear at the Galpharm Stadium. But he told the Yorkshire Post: "I got within 50 yards of the stadium when I was stopped by a Huddersfield official and told I was not going to be allowed in because of police intelligence. "Then I said I would…

There's a new beer out of Prague. It's called X beer 33. It's being called the world's strongest beer with an alcohol content of 12.6%. It's from a small brewery and apparently there is a long waiting list for the beer. Anyone been lucky enough to get ahold of some?

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A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with neckties laid out on it. The Arab asked, "My thirst is killing me. Do you have water?" The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $150. This one goes very nicely with your robes." The Arab shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water!" "OK," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie. I will show you that you have not offended me. If…

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A Cessna 170 four seater plane crashed into Dublin Cemetery. Irish police have recovered 1826 bodies so far. They expect to recover more as they are still digging.

Have been checking and although we have all done A-Z of.... we've not done a favourite songs topic. So thought it might be a good idea. Mine has got to be Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay by Otis Redding. It always chills me out and I never tire of it.

A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of $560.00). He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin. It's mid-winter and of course all of the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the ice with their guns, a dog and of course the new Navigator. They decide they want to make a natural looking open water area for the ducks to focus on, something for the decoys to float on. Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce. So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket…

1. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER. 2. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you can't live without her. 3. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only your basic needs. 4. SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing functional, but at least she is exciting, colourful, and lots of fun. 5. INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access and hard to keep running. 6. SERVER Woman: Claims to be available to you, but Always busy when you need her. 7. MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of making horrible things look very beautiful. 8. CD-ROM Woman: She always has you on the move, go…

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of f**ting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Christmas morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upst…

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