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Help!! I'm hoping someone can help me out with some advice here. my ex and I are both Police officers and sadly we still have a loan together. It seems he hasn't been paying his half for 3 months now. I don't have any contact details for him. Is it right that if he defaults the bank can take it directly from his wage each month.?? I'm not really sure what to do, Well I can tell you what I'd like to do! Any advice would be great Thanks

Very interesting topic on BBC Scotland about the above who was treated abysmally by the SCRO, in relation to fingerprints. There was a massive cover up by fingerprint officers which resulted in her being charged with perjury, amongst other things. She was found not guilty. She has just breceived £750,000 in compensation after years of inquiries etc etc. Maverick2238755.8082291667

We've all had those practical jokes pulled on us, anyone remember any classics they want to share. Mine are :- Bubble for a spirit measure soft water, long stand, stripey paint i did fall for em mind Rob

http://www.policevids.com/ Click on this link & you'll see some very good videos. I didn't put it in one of the 'Humour' threads as, frankly, few of them are funny. Enjoy! ................... Here's another link: http://massbike.org/police/ I'm surprised that they have so many road accidents there. Everyone drives on the wrong side of the road! Graham38871.6727430556

Matthew Kelly - "Welcome Simon! I see that you are in a wheelchair?" Simon - "Yes Matthew - unfortunately I was involved in a car crash and lost both legs." MK - "That's terrible!" Simon - "Yes - unfortunately my Uncle Tom was in the car, and tragically he died. But due to the miracles of micro surgery, the doctors have managed to donate his legs to me, and I am waiting for them to heal before starting rehabilitation." MK - "That's amazing! Tell me Simon, who are you going to be tonight?" Simon - "Tonight Matthew, I am going to be.......................................................... .............. ................................................…

I am a new member to this site. I have read a lot of the stuff written on various subjects, and the majority of it is people moaning and groaning about their working enviroment and what they have to do in the jobs. My question is WHY oh WHY are you still doing it then, why put up with the stupid people you have to listen to,take orders from people who have never done the job but they make up the rules. Just leave, why put up with the stress of it all.

The Met Police have decided that there will be no enquiry in Prescott's affair with a secretary, even though he was on duty, and took place in a government building. This proves there is a law for one and a law for the others. The two Cheshire Pc's who lost their jobs, pensions etc, for having sex while on duty, will find it difficult to distinguish what makes their case different to Prescott's. I expect there was interference by someone high in government, to suggest the Mets discontinued the enquiry. The whole episode STINKS. I think those two Pc's should be re-instated, after all, they only did what Prescott did. and he still has his job, pension and three homes…

Tom was in Las Vegas gambling and having a run of bad luck. He lost all his money and was now waiting for his bank to wire him some more. He was on his way up to his hotel room when he meets a beautiful hooker in the elevator. He is smitten with her and tells her that he wants to make love to her right now. The hooker says, "Honey, if you got the cash, we can make your wish come true." Tom realizes he doesn't have any money on him yet and tells the hooker that he will have the money in about an hour or so. The hooker says, "No money, no lovin'" Tom pleads with her but the hooker does not give in. She tells him that when he gets the money she will be more than happ…

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Now I like our friends from across the pond, and like an erant child they need a slap every now and then, but the creeping americanisation of our speach is begining to bug me. Goldtops post about the elevator got me thinking... I use a lift not an elevator I go to a shop not a store Film not movie Walk on the path not sidewalk And a trunk is what posh children take to prep school and not at the back of my car. I have heard all of the above in the last few months, and not just by middle class white kiddies acting all gangsta, anybody else heard similar?

A woman sunbathing nude in her own garden, has a video taken by a pervert who lives next door, from his bedroom window.(she could not be seen from downstairs). He complains to the police and she is arrested for indecent exposure. The case is kicked out with strong comments made about the whole case, and the fact she was arrested. Shooting ourselves again.

Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss. (Read this to yourself aloud ) If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash! If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your pac…

Was sent this by a friend in the US - Obviously if you find jokes about Alabama Police Officers offensive please don't read any further! Two men are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a highway patrolman. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and ‘Whack!’ the cop smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, “What the hell was that for?” The cop answers, “You’re in Alabama, son. When we pull you over, you better have your licence ready when we get to your car.” The driver says, “I’m sorry, Officer, I’m not from around here.” The cop runs a check on the guy’s licence, and he’s …

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like....night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 5. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 6. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 7. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 8. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 9. How many of you believe in psycho kinesis?...Raise my hand. 10. OK...so what's the speed of dark? 11. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 12. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. 13. How much deeper would the…