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I spy with my little eyes something beginning with........ Hello all, we'll be playing a game of I spy in this forum. You must give clues. And if its too hard we must have three people saying Give Up. And after replying to the setters word the setter must say if the repliers got the right answer. Then you must set a word of your own, after answering correctly. Forget it I'm making it too confusing! We'll just play along. Heres the first one.... C Clue: We must all have them seing as we're all using them!

What on earth has Cherie Booth ever done to warrant being gven the Freedom of the City of London. Did she get it just because she happens to be the wife of Teflon Phoney Tony. Another job for the girls.

What is a plant/tool hire company? I get that you can hire construction and farm equipment. But what is the plant part of it? Thanks cro

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George was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police and told them that there were burglars in his shed. The officer asked, "Is someone in your house?" and he said no. The officer replied that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people…

Isn't the mind a weired thing? Do you, like me, build a picture in your mind of each of the unseen forum members? How do you imagine they look? This is not meant to be insulting and should be taken tongue in cheek, but here are a few of my mental images, based on no particular reason other than the picture that appears in my head when I read their posts.... FiveJays - A sort of middle aged Shaw Taylor lookalike with dark hair, sat at a computer in a small brightly lit office. Deputywave - I always imagine a 6ft tall, 6ft wide sheriffs deputy, wearing Ray-ban Aviators, sat in a Grand Vic cruiser driving down a desert highway. Scooby - A willowy, forty-so…

Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I'd used for years without any trouble. <?:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 which, I tried had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcin…

Licence to Bill <?:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Every time you install a new piece of software you have to accept the software licence agreement. In fact the software will not load until you do. Nobody actually reads the document. Here is a suggestion as to what it might say. Software licence agreement We, Microsoft Corporation (God), grant you (powerless supplicant) a non-exclusive licence to use the accompanying software (a program with no printed manual). You are not permitted to lease, rent, distribute, sub licence, disassemble or alter the program in anyway or dislike the software. You are also to re…

1. Tell them they must have the wrong number, only God lives here. 2. When they call back, tell them this is the devil's residence. 3. Tell them s/he can't come to the phone right now as they are in deep meditation and may stay that way for days. 4. Start telling them about the wonderful encyclopedias you have in stock. 5. Start telling them your life story. 6. Tell them about your intense hatred for salespeople, then ask where they live. 7. Reply to all their questions in song. 8. Ask for someone who can translate Pig Latin, as you speak no other language. 9. Hand the phone to the youngest member of the house - preferably under five. I…

idea for a game someone puts a movie quote on the board, someone else has to work out what that quote is, the person who works out the quote gets to post next. Bonus points if they find a different film which contains the quote details must be provided if the answer is questioned.

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had my new swat air boots for about 5 months now there starting to wear rather drastically tread on rear sole is worn to the point where you cant see the patern at all i walk ALOT (soz for shout) but i thought with there repuation for being tough these boots would of lasted a while longer before wearing down this much.. feedback please?

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http://www.urban75.com/Punch/index.html There are a few old favourites on this. Enjoy! It'll probably be of limited interest to users.