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Parcel Delivery Services Episode 20, series 5 06/02/2006 28 million people in the UK have been targeted by scams, and five million of us have been fooled into parting with our cash, according to the Consumer's Association. X-Ray has discovered that one of the latest used Wrexham as a base. If you received a card from Parcel Delivery Services recently, you'd be forgiven for thinking that it looked very official, like something a courier or postman might leave for you, saying that you'd got a parcel waiting for you. The card bears great news: a digital camera is waiting for you! To arrange delivery, you need to ring PDS to get a 'security confirmation code'. But, if yo…

If only these were used and adhered to more widely there'd be quite a few less arguments for us to respond to!

I have just managed to watch the the latest US version of LOST Series 3 eppisode 6... What a cliff hanger it ends on. Cant believe it has stopped production until FEB 07. Anyone else lucky enough to have seen it to date...

For Sale, one careful owner ? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Human-testicles_W0QQitemZ110054171823QQihZ001QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem How much will they go for

Forward this on to all your Friends & Family, I Just had a lucky escape. Walked into B&Q at lunchtime and some old b*stard dressed in orange asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately I got the first punch in so that was the end of that.

I've just signed onto this forum as part of my course that i am taking BTEC NC in public services (uniformed) I'm doing a assignment on the police and wondered if anyone could help me with it? I'm doing "Jobs and conditions fo the service" I was wondering if there is any information available for me about operative jobs.. i have to explain which jobs are available to operatives in the police, my teacher has defined operative as a civilian job. like clerk, cleaner, any job thats not at an officer level. I have 3 so far and was wondering if you lot could give me a hand i need at least 8 and a sentence about what they do. Any help would b…

Hi guys & Gals, Name is Yungsire(HH) ,new here. Hoping to meet some great friends , share some excellent discussion. I am a Deputy Sheriff ,in Palm beach County ,Florida . Recently I was in London, England for a week and had me a great time ,met some cool officers and cannot wait to get back over there. Did i mention, ( good beers lol). Again nice to meet you all.

Tony Blair and Gordon Brown today announced that they are changing the union jack to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the goverments political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you are actualy being screwed...

Just as a matter of interest, how many prefer Subway to Mcdonalds. I used to find whenever i was dragged round the shops by my wife, at some point we wouls end up in Mc D's or some such establishment, but i have recently discovered subway...it is like a light has been turned on ! Fresh salads, chickens and hams of all varieties...it can only be good for my health cant it !

Just been abused by The Love Pumpkin If you fancy having your 'dating' personality traits ripped apart by a little yellow monster then have a go...... Happy Halloween! Truncheon2006-10-27 12:40:47

Sent by a retired friend of mine... wouldn't put it past him Now I am retired I find that working people frequently ask me what I do do to make my days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and…

Happy birthday Mav. I see at the foot of the forum home page that it is a special birthday today for you. I hope you enjoy it.

I took my best dress uniform to the dry-cleaners yesterday as I am on a ceremonial duty on Sunday. I asked the lady behind the counter if they could put parade creases in my tunic & trousers. She replied, yes, of course we can. As I left the shop I thought I would just double check, and asked her if she knew what I meant be parade creases. "Oh yes" she said with a smile, "thats when the creases run down the side of the trousers and not the front". I picked my uniform up today. Thank god, she must have paid attention when I told her what I actually wanted! Thank god I didnt ask her to Bull my boots! Fingersmuldoon2006-11-08…