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Yes its that season again ....which we all hate ...when the freaky rely's you wish you never were related to come out of the woodwork...to simply piss you off, eat all your food, trash your house...and then leave again until the next year!!!! I will never make a good hostess me....its too much effort being nice all the time......

What is the 'SIA' certification? And do uniformed and similar Security guards such as those working in Shopping Malls now require to have this before they can work as Civilian Security Guards? My other question is, how can one go about obtaining this training/certification and how much does it cost..... just curious!!! ... Uncle Vanya2006-12-20 16:56:10

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received this the other day. Following urgent consultation with ACPO as a result of the recent surge in foot chase incidents the Chief Constable will regretfully have to impose the new guidelines with immediate effect. • Police officers will not pursue on foot unless they are a designated runner. • Runners will be selected by the station sergeant and will undergo special training. • Runners will be under 13.5 stone, athletic build, short hair and chiseled features. Low body fat, good looking, enthusiastic, competent with Sherlock Holmes detecting abilities and basically the puppies’ privates. • Officers, when called out, will attend the scen…

I don't care if I sound like a granny .....its too cold! I have got a pair of socks on, a pair of mens rugby socks on, two jumpers on and a cardie ...and I'm still too cold ChickenSoup2006-11-14 17:24:24

Fluke leads to record drug bust Renee Switzer December 19, 2006 - 3:03PM Lucky find ... police believe yesterday's fluke haul is a record for the state. Police have stumbled upon one of the state's biggest drug busts after stopping to help a driver whose car appeared to have broken down. Victoria Police say they found a massive quantity of a chemical used to make ecstasy, with an estimated value of $51 million, when they searched a vehicle parked on Melbourne Road, near Victoria Street, about 5.15pm yesterday. Officers seized 340 litres of liquid ecstasy, methylene dioxy phenyl-2-propanone or MDP2P, after stopping to help a white van that they thought had broken do…

Hello, everybody. Let me to introduce myself. I'm from Saint-Petersburg, the Russian Federation. My name here is "Sova" (english "Owl"). I'm interested in police work and problems, that is why I'm here. Have a nice day!

An ambulance ferrying a patient from Ilford to Brentwood, a distance of 12 miles, ended up travelling a 200 mile round trip to Manchester, because the ambulance navigation system went wrong. I always thought ambulance drivers were fairly intelligent people, but these two must have been 'one sandwich short of a picnic'. Common sense would tell most people that after you had gone 20 odd miles something must be wrong. I can't believe two so called intelligent people could make such a mistake.

This is the Christmas card that the Commission for Racial Equality are sending out this year. If you want to read the full story, it's in the Daily Mail, which is why many of you won't have seen it.

Craig Bellamy has a very high opinion of himself. He stated in open court that the police officer who arrested him, was jealous of his fame etc. I cannot think of any police officer who would be jealous of a common yob like Bellamy, who has lots of previous for yobbish behaviour, on and off the field. Poor old Craig, gets all his priorities in the wrong order.

What does this phrase mean: but at this uni I'll probably get a 2:1. What is a 2:1 degree? Thanks

Where have you been.. you swan off you with your man and then return today... is it because you want a Christmas present my sweet? What does everyone think? A: She's been busy with her man B: She got drunk and has only just been released from under her wardrobe that fell on her C: something else

Just hear all these nightmare stories about this breed of women ...called Mother in Laws ...and the subtle bitchiness that goes on between daughter in law and mother in law....does it really happen!!!!! And why don't you ever hear of father in laws being bitchy!!! And why is it that blokes never realise when a woman is being bitchy to another woman!!!!!

Hi can anyone give details of a cheap and friendly b&b/hotel in london available to met pol after a nightshift due to a quick turnaround onto a late shift??