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...the other night, I had this dream/nightmare...not sure what. In my dream I saw Mr Blair in Parliament haranging and bawling out the Conservative Oppostion for 'daring to oppose his Third Way experiment'.... All the MP, including Mr Cameron were absolutley 'gobsmacked' by this display of temper tantrums and disrespect. Mr Blair is ranting on and on how that they, the opposition where 'Ingrates and Traitors to his rightful rule of Great Britain'. The Labour Party Front Benches... Mr Brown and colleagues were all curled up hands over the faces cringing into their seats at this ill-tempered display by their boss. Suddenly Mr Blair goes ashen grey, clutches at his fac…

having finally got a new locker given to me, can someone please tell me who owns all the kit in it? loads of sealed new uniform, stab vests etc o and paperwork! who wants the paperwork? I'll give you some sweeties if you take it..

Saw this on the Oracle and wonder what others would have done!! For me 'temptation' could well have won the day! £10,000 Found In McDonald's Meal How about you?

Hello all, i`m a newbie. Not quite made it yet. passed assessment for west mids, just awaiting medical and fitness. Passionate about joining up, cant wait to join boys and girls in blue. If anyone has any fitness tips or any other advice for a new, but not so young fledgling. look forward to hearing from anyone (please!)

Thanks every one for replies. The West mids fitness test is actually a circuit which has to be done in 3 mins 45 seconds. Followed by a 20second blast on the push pull machine ,thats what concerns me. I am currently in the gym 3 days aweek doing cv work weights ,swimming .I also do one body pump class aweek. I`m into my six week now and i have a personel best of 8.40 on the treadmill mile, How does that sound to those of you who are seasoned gym junkies? It has to be said i am determined ile work as hard as i possibly can to get there but i am terrified of falling at the last hurddle. wanna b

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent 9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk. 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker 7. Look at the size of his putter 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more 5. Mind if I join your threesome? 4. Stand with your back turned and drop it. 3. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip 2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired And the number 1 thing in golf that sounds dirty but isn’t: 1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first __________________ You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me "Be Careful Of The Toes That You Step…

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UK’s pursuit of spy was too slow European Court of Human Rights Published October 11, 2006 Blake v United Kingdom (Application No 68890/01) Before J. Casadevall, President, and Judges M. Pellonpää, R. Maruste, S. Pavlovschi, L. Garlicki, J. Borrego Borrego and Judge ad hoc Lord Brown of Eaton under Heywood Section Registrar: T. L. Early Judgment September 26, 2006 LEGAL proceedings by the Government against a convicted spy had not been pursued with the necessary diligence. < =text/>NI_MPU('middle'); The European Court of Human Rights so held in finding, unanimously, that article 6 of the European Convention on Human Rights, guaran…

Folks, Pending my forthcoming 'buggering off to a different continent' I have just put my house on the market. Without going into too much detail, I am astounded by the price increase. In my case, in the last 7 to 10 years alone the house has increased in value five fold. How on earth do the younger amongst you cope? My younger brother (38) bought his first place last year, and took on a 50 year mortgage!!!!!! And what about his kids? How the hell are they going to cope in 10 - 15 years time when they want to get a foot on the housing market? Sorry for the rant, but its just that its been brought home to me this week how daft things are. When I bough…

Can anyone advise? Thanks and Jagshemesh.

Did this website just crash? Have not been able to get on for just under 50 minutes!

For those who don't read private eye - i saw this quote of the week and found it funny "YOU CAN ONLY PUSH PEOPLE TO A CERTAIN LEVEL UNTIL THEY EXPLODE". - Islamic radical Abu Izzadeen on the today program, 22 september

New Words for 2006 TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking B0LLOCKS. BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard. SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die. CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles. PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and …

I had a horrid experience today on the M6 going from <?:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Manchester to Birm. I was in lane 2 and this stupid lorry driver was was in Lane 1. As you know it was horrible weather today ...rain rain rain...and yes more rain. So the advised speed limit was 60mph but the traffic kept stopping and starting ...so me being a good driver was keep good distance. Anyway Mr road rage (the lorry driver in Lane 1) was having none of it...he was driving a long vehicle, was blowing his horn and even turned his window down to indicate to me to speed up...the worst bit was him swerving into lane 2 and flashing…