The Locker Room

Can you believe this pile of rubbish. Street life at its finest. The clowns all of around the age of 14-18 cant even spell in the uncut version of this video. They have put graffiti up all over the streets describing their fellow gang rat as a "solider" and not a soldier. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iYgCebPvFk

'Masturbate-a-thon' could get police hand Police could be needed to keep protesters at bay The police have offered to lend their services to Britain's first "masturbate-a-thon'' if demonstrators cause any trouble, organisers say. Saturday's controversial event, which is also the first of its kind in Europe and has been exported from the US, is being filmed by Channel 4 as part of a series of shows dubbed w**k Week. The "masturbate-a-thon'' will see individuals invited to pleasure themselves at a converted photographic studio in Clerkenwell in central London, while raising money for charity. But the event, which is taking place with th…

Its 6.30. You've just got home and clambered into bed after a gruelling night shift. 8am and your mobile awakens you from a deep slumber dreaming about polar bears and the colour red. (Not to be confused with Simply Red) Anyway, its Tony Blair. "Tony, Hi. Um. What are you ringing me for?" "Well, ah, I decided to call it quits. I want you to be in charge. You can do what ever you like for just one day before ol'Gordon takes over. Fancy a job?" "Uh....." (You're thinking about the distinct lack of morale in the Police, the distinct lack of morale across the British people. You think of the troops in Afghanistan and Iraq. You think of failing schools and hosp…

http://www.dispatch.co.za/2006/09/15/Foreign/bin.html Bin Laden's superspy worked for the FBI, CIA and US Army Mohamed's terrorist activities spanned nearly 15 years, each event alarming in its own right, but together creating a terrifying and treacherous picture BIN Laden's Spy in America Ali Mohamed manipulated American Intelligence from within the US leading up to the 9/11 terrorist attacks. This according to a National Geographic two-hour documentary at 11pm on Saturday called Bin Laden's Spy In America. The documentary is said to reveal the extraordinary tale of Osama bin Laden's brilliant intelligence agent who played a key role in al-Qaeda terror plots while "tr…

Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, but they have to do it again and again, because they always forget what they should say when they're on the ladder. Q: How many alcoholics does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Cheap wine costs less than a bulb. Q: How many Amazon Indians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They hunt when it's light, and go to bed when it's dark. Q: How many apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One ape to screw in the lightbulb, and two to throw faeces at each other. Q: How many members of the band Chicago does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 25 or 6 to 4 Q: Ho…

Interesting article in the Mail, showing a picture of Teflon Tony showing severe signs of stress. There are stress lines on his forehead showing a definate 'W' shape, which just about sums him up, I think the word rhymes with Banker. An expert in stress related symptoms states that this is a sign of serious stress, he's probably worrying about the Police Force, and thinking what he can do to help, like hell. Maverick2238979.5836226852

I just feel this overwhelming urge to be sarcastic all the time. It can't be doing us any favours can it ?! Any known cures...?

If your on a plane and the pilot says your going to crash land in the sea...and everyone around you is inflating their life jackets ..would you?

Feel like a bit of a band waggoner really. I am another cop joining up - don't know how much I am gonna reveal just yet other than I have spent several days reading the Essex Police - What a Mess threads. I am in another Force in East Anglia and don't feel obliged to 'prove it' as others have been asked to. I look forward to entering into the debates although I come from the school that believes that the police force has suffered at the hands of government predominantly and many of its members have been allowed to do just enough to get by. I support initiatives that ensure greater productivity, higher detection rates and proper public service BUT I am very keen that we sh…

At least there are still some people left in the UK with integrity. Mrs Young of Cheltenham, shopped her two sons to the police after they robbed a 75 year old lady of 75 pounds. She overheard someone talking in a shop and recognized the descriptions as that of her sons. Both have been sent to prison for fairly lengthy sentences. Well done Mrs Young, pity a few more parents don't show a bit more courage and shop their theiving little b.....ds.

I know that officers get bitten by the travel bug so I'm hoping for some pointers. I'm spending some time in Innsbruck and only need a hire car for a day. I have never been there before and although my sat nav will work I'm undecided to go north to germany or south to italy for the day ?? Does anyone know these routes and can offer places to go/visit?

<?:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Hi Everyone This is my first post but I’ve been I’ve been browsing through for a while and like what I read - Hope to make some contributions. I served from 1970 to 2001, yes yet another dinosaur!

Ex Met Twickenham Pc Tim Chisholm has been sentenced to four years in prison for causing Death by Dangerous driving. Give him some credit though, he handed his notice in just prior to the Court case, at Reading Crown Court. I have no sympathy for him, but it's funny how many death by dangerous cases end with a light sentence, but as soon as a police officer, even when off duty is involved, it attracts a fairly long custodial sentence. Lets have more four year terms for more D by D drivers. Maverick2238972.5678125

Scene: The Diary Room, ToyTown. – Episode One Larry the Lamb has been called in by Big Brother to explain why he has been hiding under the bedclothes all day. Big Bruv : "Do you know why you are here" (open question). Larry: "No Big Bruv" (not to be confused with Essex yob in East Enders) Big Bruv: "You have been on the Internet again" (closed question) Larry: "Yes, you’ve got me Gov, it’s a ‘fair’ cop (no slight to gender, ethnic background intended) Big Bruv "You know you can go blind doing…….." (statement of fact) Larry (interjecting) "Its nothing like that, I’ve found this cool site called Police Oracle and it’s got this show on it called "Essex Po…