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Some of you may have seen this story on the BBC about a guy who was arrested for swimming naked in a Slovenian fountain. Basically he was locked up and faced the prospect of missing his wedding. No doubt in a cynical attempt to court sympathy, the bride to be went to the local press. I think it may not have had the reception (pardon the pun) that she expected. Read the comments from some readers here. You may spot a familiar name amongst them.

A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with a tribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write and good Christian values. One thing he particularly stresses is the evil of sexual sin. "Thou must not commit adultery or fornication!" One day the wife of one of the Tribe's noblemen gives birth to a white baby. The village is shocked and the chief is sent by his people to talk with the missionary. "You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a black woman gives birth to a white child. You are the only white man who has ever set foot in our village. Anyone can see what's going on here!" The missionary replies, "No…

Mods Sorry if this is in the wrong place. Just been over on Heros Run - http://www.herosrun.co.uk/index.php(Have a look if you've not been and seen what its about) and found this link to a Youtube clip. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtl5kmWrFLg I think it sums it all in 4 1/2 minutes. Please take the time to view (Yes there are some raw scenes in it) Personally I'd like to see it aired more publically, especially later on in the year on the run up to rememberance, and the song with it is fantasiticTraffic Rat2007-06-20 22:35:48

Well I said I would...I have been away for a while since my assessment and I know that some of you have been dying to know how I got on. I came back for the first time today...Hello to you all....Missed you loads! I have been adamant that I failed.....My performance on the day was poor! I was due to get my results 2 weeks from the 18th...However I got them TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGieF5Go0js http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUbrQFkAai8

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/6567365.stm A Dorset gardener retires at the age of 104 because he needed to keep stopping for a breather every 10 minutes, and he got arthritis in his knees. He still has ambition though. He expects to start selling produce from his own garden later this year, to suppliment his pension. Please watch the video!

I have just done my last day at work and I am now sitting at home waiting for my Commutation Cheque!! Yippee

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Similar to the last post i know, but where is the best place, shop or online, to get a decent leather fpn folder. Mine is not so good anymore!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm Read this at work & it made me cross my legs & I'm not a man!! What on earth possessed her to do such a thing?? She obviously doesn't take rejection well!! Jinkies2007-06-14 20:36:11

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertai...ent/6765093.stm Comedy star Bernard Manning dies Manning was a singer and compere before entering comedy Manning obituary Controversial comedian Bernard Manning has died aged 76 after being treated in hospital for a kidney condition. He shot to fame in the 1970s on ITV programme The Comedians, having already developed a career in music as a vocalist and a compere. His website branded him "one of the most outrageous and successful comedians of our time"............

36 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone is Stupid: A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. A few beers short of a six-pack. Dumber than a box of hair. A few peas short of a casserole. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. One taco short of a combination plate. A few feathers short of a whole duck. All foam, no beer. The cheese slid off his cracker. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. Couldn't pour water …

As you may know, East London will be hosting the Olympic Games in 2012. What you may not know, is that many aspects of the games have been especially altered to embrace the culture of the area. A copy of these changes has been leaked and is reproduced below. OPENING CEREMONY The flame will be ignited by a petrol bomb thrown by a native of the city. The flame will be contained in a large, overturned police van situated on the roof of the stadium. THE EVENTS In previous Olympic games, East London 's competitors have not been particularly successful. In order to redress the balance, some of the events have been altered slightly to the advantage of local athletes. 100…

Teddy Sheringham, the West Ham footballer, gets an OBE one day, and then gets arrested later. He was arrested by the Mets for giving false details regarding a speeding offence. He was interviewed on suspicion of Perverting the course of Justice. That's three West Ham players arrested within a short space of time, all related to speeding offences.

I know there was a previous thread about Sir Steven Richards and his calvin Kleins, but I can't find it offhand. There's an update. Something which interets me is a remark about BTP not obtaining CCTV evidence,. The report doesn't go into details; He blamed British Transport Police (BTP) for failing to investigate the allegation promptly or thoroughly. Judge Workman said had they been able to obtain CCTV "that evidence may well have supported her identification and, equally, may have exonerated Sir Stephen". but it actually brings up an important point I discovered recently. I assumed that the CCTV on buses etc was on tapes like council run CCTV, …