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I have to give a speech on Saturday for my brothers wedding. Has anyone here had to do similar? Or do you remember any good one liners you've heard that I could use?! I have checked the net but most sites requirement payment..... I have drafted a half decent speech but then thats my own opinion! HELP!! Sentry2007-08-29 10:05:03

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/iraq/article2346624.ece

I just want to say how much I enjoy this forum and the characters on it. Today it is 40ºC in the shade, so going outside is suicidal. I've had a great, thoughtful, fun, and challenging day on this forum. Hope this doesn't sound patronising. The moderators are excellent, they allow much more leeway than so many other (agree with us or your banned!) types. Worth every penny.

Guys I am selling my much loved motorbike a YAMAHA FZ6 FAZER in sliver and black First ergistered July 04 Only 6500miles FSH yamaha main dealer MOT to April 08 Meta alarm immobiliser both key fobs R&G crash bungs GIVI rack All bills HPI clear Great condition Anyway been offerred 3,000 for a trade in which will happen next week, if anyone wants to beat that and still grab an absolutely beautiful bike drop me a line by pm here got photos available to view

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article2343973.ece Mole Gang's raid on cash machine foiled as worker drills into tunnel An elaborate plot to raid a cash machine from below was foiled after workmen accidentally broke through the roof of the 12-metre tunnel...... Police believe that the tunnel, which will now be filled with concrete, would have taken weeks to dig, but there is no clue as to how the diggers, dubbed the Mole Gang, disposed of the soil........ Any ideas as to where this soil might have gone?

http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=1357632007 His nickname might've been Tim http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF0KaTW3Hg4&mode=related&search

That Scumbag who murdered the Headmaster, and cannot be deported because we signed up to the Human Rights Act, is going to cost the country a fortune. When he is released from jail he will be given a new identity, under the same conditions as those other two Scumbags that murdered Jammie Bulger. I personally think he should go back into the community and fend for himself. If he gets attacked by any one, then he should report it to the police like any other MOP would. I have no sympathy for him whatsoever.

http://timesnews.typepad.com/news/2007/08/uh-the-iraq-eve.html Please watch the video!

I think it is anyway Comedy genius from Lee Evans so true & so funny (Be warned, it does contain liberal use of the F word)

A Ship-wrecked Welshman ----------------------- A Welshman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But th…

This is just sooooo funny and likely to get overlooked in The Office

If someone does a poo in your loo and there are floaty bits left and they are male and left the seat up....and u know them well.....is it polite to tell them?

A think tank has suggested that Gordon Brown should create another Bank Holiday, in November, to celebrate 'local hero's' in the community. I think we should scrap all Bank Holidays , except Christmas Day and Boxing Day, and give everyone an extra six days annual leave. Bank Holidays are just an excuse to pay people double time, and for all the yobs to come out fighting drunk. The CBI say that one extra BH will cost the country 6Billion in lost production etc etc. Could someone start a poll to guage opinion please.

This poll relates to the Think Tank Bank Holiday topic. The following was originally posted by Maverick 22:- A think tank has suggested that Gordon Brown should create another Bank Holiday, in November, to celebrate 'local hero's' in the community. I think we should scrap all Bank Holidays , except Christmas Dayand Boxing Day, and give everyone an extra six days annual leave. Bank Holidays are just an excuse to pay people double time, and for all the yobs to come out fighting drunk. The CBI say that one extra BH will cost the country 6Billion in lost production etc etc. Could someone start a poll to gauge opinion please. Penbwlch2007-08-27 16:04:54

I love BTPs new uniforms.. It actually says COMMUNITY SUPPPORT OFFICER... and not POLICE community support officer I'm loving it :)