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The Locker Room

Light-hearted discussion of topics which don't really relate to police work... abandon hope all ye who enter!

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  1. For light-hearted discussion about love, life and relationships.

    • 10.6k posts
    @psychicscarlet1
    @psychicscarlet1,
  2. You can use this area to share information about teams or groups, sort out socials, share gaming tags, and generally get together with like minded forum-goers.

    • 14.7k posts
    IrishCop
    IrishCop,
  3. Where we will hold all the threads in relation to member competitions and the results.

    • 21 posts
  4. This forum is the place to participate and start new games for the whole community to participate in. The first post in each topic should explain the rules for that specific game.

    • 23.8k posts
  5. Use the forum for general advise if you are having an issues with your computer whether it is running MAC OS or Windows, Linux etc. We are sure there will be someone here to assist and give you some tips to keep them running smoothly

    • 563 posts
    Chief Rat
    Chief Rat,
  6. Looking to sell your used equipment or other unwanted items? Our "For Sale & Trade" section is the perfect place to connect with fellow members interested in buying what you no longer need. Whether it’s tools, electronics, or hobby gear, feel free to list it here! Just make sure to include an actual photo of the item in your post – no stock images or generic photos from websites allowed. This way, everyone knows exactly what they’re getting. Happy selling and trading!

    *Please note Police Community accepts no risk for the items posted by members and you enter into a agreement to purchase at your own risk*

    • 1 post
  1. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    My mental picture of Penby. 1. 6' 2'' tall. 2. Proportionate build. 3. Dark hair but going grey, and thinning.(possibly has a beard). 4. Good sense of humour. 5. Strict about manners etc. 6. Very sociable, but not over the top. 7. Not boastful. 8. Good at D.I.Y. 9. Good at organising things. 10. Tidy person in appearance and around the home. How many marks out of ten Penby.

    • 447 replies
    • 18.7k views
  2. Maldives
    Started by Maldives,

    Just curious Does anybody throughout this community race/ride motorbikes throughout the UK? Would of thought some of you high well paid people may well do so If so what model of bike do you have and which track is your favourite? I have a Suzuki gsxr 600 k6, with mine being Croft at the moment . (Hopes someone else is into this)

  3. Graham1545925480
    Started by Graham1545925480,

    http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=781861480289001891&q=security+bummblers&total=1&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

    • 0 replies
    • 539 views
    Graham1545925480
  4. M&MBM
    Started by M&MBM,

    It occurred to me that some of us ae so convincing wewhen we're pretending to be mean and nasty, ie in the rough horseplay that develops from time to time (none of which is my fault, you understand) that sometimes it may go too far, and people might not want to play any more. We used to say Feinights (Spp?) when I was a kid, and cross our fingers to show we wanted people to back off. I think a similar word would be useful here. Only I thought, under the circs, that Nunataks might be better. (Cos I can't spell faynites.)

    • 152 replies
    • 8k views
  5. ChickenSoup
    Started by ChickenSoup,

    Struggling with myself....should I watch it or not..... Watched bits yestertday....that Chanel .....she needs a feminist to talk to her! Her goal in life is to be a WAG....and that Charlie is a cow....I think she feels threatened by the older women....who is 60. ...no way did she wee in the shower ....she has more class than that!The producers are predicting that the female solidarity will be wiped out once a man enters the house.....do u think it is like that in real life....? I don't think the house represents real life women at all.....

  6. ChickenSoup
    Started by ChickenSoup,

    Ok....so you all know I am on a diet now....but that doesn't stop me fantasizing about food!!! So....was just wondering if anyone is willing to take a picture of their favourite dish (you have to cook it!) along with the recipe on how to make it....no pics from the net..I want the real deal...a pic of your favourite dish...cooked by you!!!

  7. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    Item on Oracle News, a 37 year old man died in Blackpool Police Station having been arrested by Lancashire Police.The IPCC are investigating. According to the headlines Blackpool is in Sussex. Since when.Maverick222007-09-11 16:22:24

    • 1 reply
    • 948 views
    Graham1545925480
  8. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    Happy Birthday GND. x x 22 to-day - just a Babe.Maverick222007-09-11 11:35:10

  9. M&MBM
    Started by M&MBM,

    This is a most appalling story. It shows you just what is available if you really want it. OK, it's prohibited, but it didn't stop the youth from obtaining it, did it. Someone on here a couple of months back had a question about buying this sort of thing over the internet. Very dangerous in the wrong hands.

    • 2 replies
    • 599 views
  10. exmetskipper
    Started by exmetskipper,

    Ok .........so you hear a piece of music that you love ..can't place it ...or worse can NOT find out who sings / performs it ...... maybe someone can let you know ! I would love to know who recorded the music that was used in the adverts on ITV for the last Football World Cup ..and is currently being featured on the P&O Cruises advert ....... it's quite dreamy with a "Wooo oooh oooh " vocal chorus ........ who recorded THAT please ??? exmetskipper2007-09-11 01:04:59

    • 9 replies
    • 526 views
  11. Graham1545925480
    Started by Graham1545925480,

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg1cMWKBByA

    • 0 replies
    • 791 views
    Graham1545925480
  12. ex-job-ex-pat
    Started by ex-job-ex-pat,

    This guy has popped his head up again in a video. The main centre of discussion seems to be whether he has been using hair product, such as Grecian 2000 on his beard. Preposterous!! Wanted: Osama bin Laden Male Saudi Arabian Born 10.3.57 6'5'' Olive complexion alias Usama bin Laden, The Director, Abu Abdallah. Left handed Walks with a cane SHOULD BE CONSIDERED ARMED AND DANGEROUS So, if you are a bit short of readies, just catch hold of this guy, pop him over to your nearest American Embassy and all your cash flow problems will evaporate.

    • 4 replies
    • 735 views
    Graham1545925480
  13. M&MBM
    Started by M&MBM,

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/6984876.stm

    • 2 replies
    • 464 views
    Graham1545925480
  14. Graham1545925480
    Started by Graham1545925480,

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=468701&in_page_id=1770 BO-RIS, BO-RIS, BO-RIS, BO-RIS...........

    • 8 replies
    • 606 views
    Graham1545925480
  15. M&MBM
    Started by M&MBM,

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/6984926.stm

    • 4 replies
    • 662 views
    Graham1545925480

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