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*M hears a digging sound, and struggles to sit up on the bench. The maremmas are tunnelling.* Oh no Pen's marema (Ma'am) is conmimng towards me, teeth bared *shuts eyes, waits for bite, feels mouth next to hand then next to feet. The cahins have been bien through.* Ma'am? *ma'am gently gasps M's clothing and tugss. M stands up stiffly. Ma'am ushers M to a large hole in the floor.* But what about Butters and GND *M turns back* Snap! OK, OK, I'm going. *M is pulled and pushed along the tunnel, and forced on a route march.*

http://www.policeoracle.com/news/Police-Probe-'Superman'-Sighting_14451.html I have kept this a secret from you all for a long time.... its time I was up front and admitted that I am indeed 'SUPERMAN' (que music)

Hello all, Just thought I would introduce myself to all here, as the title says, I am currently in the RNP and loving it, due to leave in a few years time and hope to become a civvy copper. Good forum btw.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Just think, it will be your 18th soon Girl*Next*Door2007-09-24 00:03:38

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7031853.stm

What constitutes English Culture? We were talking about this today. We didn't have the problem with Spanish culture - Bullfights, flamenco, tapas bars, kids up late hours, siestas. We thought about sitting in an English pub having a ploughman's lunch with a good pint of real ale, but that's not really English Culture, or is it? I am deliberately saying English culture as Scots are easily identifiable, Welsh (no sheep jokes on here please), and Northern Ireland seem to have identifiable cultures. So, what do we think constitutes English culture? ex-job-ex-pat2007-09-28 19:45:22

An academic is publishing spelling mistakes made by his pupils in an effort to highlight their poor English. Full story here. If, like many, many police officers, you struggle with the basics of written English, then visit these sites for some tips. It might help to make some of those statements look a little bit more professional! http://www.queens-english-society.com/ http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/index.htm http://www.dreaded-apostrophe.com/

Hello everyone, thought I had better introduce myself seeing as I have started posting. I was a cop in Cheshire from 1988-1996 when I left because: 1. My wife was Australian and she wanted to go home 2. Sheehy - bastard When I got to Aus I said "I'll never be a cop again. Took two years before I joined Queensland Police and that was 9 years ago now. Qld Pol offer a very attractive package to cops and to be honest it was the best thing I ever did, (Oh christ the wife just read that so it is now the second best thing I ever did after marrying her ) I am happy to provide anyone with information for the Qld Pol if you want to come over and…

I happened to call into my hospital yesterday where I bumped into an old school friend I hadn't seen for years, called Karen. We had a chat and, as neither of us were in a hurry, I took her into the restaurant for a coffee. I was amazed to discover that Karen was a senior scientist for a pharmaceutical company because I'd had a notion that she had got herself pregnant in her teens. So she told me her story. Karen got married in 1973 at the tender age of 16. She'd had a sweetheart, Mike, for quite a few years, and he was aged about 20 when they wed and he had a well paid job in the building trade. Karen wanted a career, and they decided to have their family while s…

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7026851.stm

On the subject of new Adverts (See the Cadburys Gorilla Thread), the latest nugget from the Ad people is the Marmite advert with Paddington Bear.......not as good as the gorilla advert, but entertaining......my favourite is the pigeon,who takes a bite of the sandwich - and chaos ensues

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7026138.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7014971.stm