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Did you know that pharmacists are demanding full access to the new NHS patient records database? And it looks as if they may get it. That means that, unless you are sensible enough to opt out of the scheme altogether (which you can do through your GP), all the staff at your local pharmacy will be able to have a jolly good read of all your medical notes. They'll know about the last time you had a smear test or if you've had a termination or if you're on the pill, have had depression, piles, genital warts, schizophrenia and so on. Bearing in mind that pharmacy staff are often employed on a casual basis, including students who work in there at the weekends and probably k…

Does anyone here have repeating dreams? I have a series of them - four in all - and exactly the same thing happens. It's like watching a series of TV repeats. They are all set back in time - from the costumes, I would say they were around 1770 - 1790. I know I am a teenager or young adult, and I am physically quite a lot smaller than I am now. I also have a family in my dreams - the same family in all four of the dreams but they bear no resemblance to my real family: for one thing, I have a younger sister called Karla in my dream and I don't have a younger sister in real life. Nothing momentous or weird happens in any of the dreams. They always finish at exactly th…

I forgot to set the clock on my doovde recorder back an hour, and as a result recorded an hours worth of Holby instead of the third episode of Spooks. If anyone has a copy or knows where I can get one, I would be eternally grateful. Cheers Kris

In a week where Russia mass murderer Alexander Pichushkin was found guilty of the first of forty-nine murders, the Jamaican pathologist Ere Sheshiah announces that Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolmer died from asphyxia from pesticide poisoning & China launches a lunar probe, Chang'e 1, to map the lunar surface & search for mineral deposits, Australia shows the world that it is concerning itself with the really important issues. A court in Pinjarra, West Australia, has fined a thirty-one year old barmaid and her manager $1,500 (£430) after she crushed beer cans between her bare breasts. The woman pleaded guilty to twice exposing her bosom to patrons at the Pr…

Aggh, Walked in yesterday afternoon and to handed the wonderful card to fill in and account for what I'm doing every 15 mins. Good News : only a few of the blocks are doing it for 2 weeks, Bad News : I'm on one of the blocks Extra Bad News : We are now doing it twice a year !!!!! Leaves Fuming, slaming door behind him

Shifts got to love em, sat here at 0327, wide awake, watching a repeat of Jeremy Kyle with some little chap raving in the bottom right hand corner. This cant be good for my sanity. No point to this thread other than spouting my frustration. Its like permanent jet lag. Roll on nights!!

I found this site a while back now and find that it makes good reading......the one story that I have a lot of time for is one about an ex service man who had been a victim of Criminal damage...this can be read in the blog

Has there ever been a shout box on this site? And if so is it still about? I know with other forums that I am with, they have a shout box which enables you to speak to others who are online at the time....If this has been mentioned before, I'll shutup and get to the back of the class with all the other newbies

Had this for a couple of years. Good bit of kit. Superseded by all the tom-tom colour display jobbys. This works fine itself, & you can put it on your car with a mount for a couple of quid. Anyway, Mrs. Cammy says if I want a motorbike I have to sell before I can buy (why do I feel like the manager of a second divioson side?!) so here it is. Very good condition with global base maps and detailed mapping for UK and Europe. There are a couple on Ebay just now, both 'buy it now' for £99.99. Before I stick it on the 'bay, thought I'd put it here first. Looking for £70, cheers chaps! Paypal preferably, don't bother about fees (since it's you crazy guys!). Comes with …

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See how you fare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How to identify the difference between a British Police Officer, an Australian Police Officer, and an American Police Officer ... Question and Answer Session Question: You are walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife in a threatening manner and then charges at you and your family. You are carrying a Glock 17, and you are an expert marksman. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do y…

This could've ended alot worse, well done to the officers who brought this to a safe conclusion.

Its been an exhausting weekend!. Grandchildren came over and ran me into ground. Mrs Dreddy is Duty Grandmother and has left me to go to London babysitting! I heated leftovers from Indian purchased for Rugby night and just finished half bottle of white wine left over from weekend. I have been painting, gardening and am saving cleaning house half hour before Mrs Dreddy returns so that it is in order to avoid b****ling I tell you, retirement is hell especially when I tune in to 'The Bill' and see all those lovely young ladies in their tight black trousers running around chasing villains, blonde hair immaculate and they are so young! Are ther…