The Locker Room

here is the number two dipstick after Hazel. He equates the war in Afghanistan like England defending the White Cliffs of Dover, during WW2. The Boy General hasn't a clue about what he is talking about, and he is supposed to be the Foreign Secretary.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1025039/Burglar-makes-mistake-choosing-22-stone-mastiffs-home-rob.html I don't think the theif will be complaining to the Police, unless he is abit thick.Maverick222008-06-09 10:55:46

Having spent some considerable time at magistrates courts over the years I have seen some examples of incredible nervousness, including some police officers dare I say. What's the most nervous/terrified you've seen someone at court?

1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8) Move your desk i…

Ooooh, it's been so stunningly hot today Whats everyone been doing? I've spent the day in summer pj's, wandering around the garden & house taking it very, very easy. It's been quite a nice weekend. Everyone's disappearing for two weeks tomorrow, then I have a few friends coming to keep me company. Hope everyone has had a good weekend

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1024911/Tourism-minister-storms-reception-industry-boss-says-UKs-tourists-highest-taxed-world.html Here is another MP who is not fit to hold the post. She was severely criticised when in charge of a council, after an investigation by a Judge, but instead of the sack, Teflon promotes her. Lord Pendry won't be missed, he's as weak as ditch water, and no loss to the administration.Maverick222008-06-09 14:50:41

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1024977/Actor-Rupert-Everett-brands-British-soldiers-pathetic-whining-wimps.html I always thought this man was a complete t**ser, I think this just proves it. Get a life Rupert and act your age, don't behave like a six year old, sorry six year olds, you probably have more brain power than Everett.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1024972/Fathers4Justice-campaigners-stage-roof-protest-Harriet-Harmans-house.html It couldn't have happened to a nicer person(not).

Hi there all my people!! How the devil are you all and where pray tell is M&MBM? What have I missed, what's been going on? Who's been making fools of themselves and who is being naughty?? I'm sure some of you are gonna ask, so I'll tell beforehand.... The update on "The Job" is that they won't let me start until the plate in my pelvis has been removed. So I have to wait for an appointment and then it's all GO!!!! Any day now..... BGxxxx

One of my daughter's friends has just got a new baby neice. I was staggered when she told me that this poor little sod is going to have the name "Taylor". That is not her surname, but her first name. I can't get my head around why anyone would want to give a child a first name which is really a surname. What if, when she gets married and it's to a Mr Taylor: she's be Taylor Taylor! Sounds like a variation on a "Doctor Doctor joke!" I daren't imagine what surname they'll choose next time around for her younger sibling - Higginbottom? Blunkett? It's almost as bad as a former work colleague who told me she was going to call her child "Chelsea". I said that was a strang…

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1024953/Channel-4-paid-race-chief-Trevor-Phillips-deal-fallout-Big-Brothers-Shilpa-row.html Not akin to sending an alcoholic to nightwatch a brewery. How come he was paid extra for just doing his job,(was it any of his business in the first place) another with his nose in the trough. Not that I have anytime for Jade Goody, but Shetty was an arrogant female who looked down her nose at Goody.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1024965/Northern-Irelands-lady-probed-police-gay-hate-rant-BBC-radio-show.html Wha happened to FREE SPEECH, people might not like what she has to say, but she is entitled to her opinion. I wonder how many people secretly agree with her, but are afraid to speak out incase they get arrested by the 'thought police'. Maverick222008-06-09 07:21:12

Mike Tyson has agreed to fight Prince Charles for his next boxing match. It seems that no one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.