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The Locker Room

Light-hearted discussion of topics which don't really relate to police work... abandon hope all ye who enter!

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  1. For light-hearted discussion about love, life and relationships.

    • 10.6k posts
    @psychicscarlet1
    @psychicscarlet1,
  2. You can use this area to share information about teams or groups, sort out socials, share gaming tags, and generally get together with like minded forum-goers.

    • 14.7k posts
    IrishCop
    IrishCop,
  3. Where we will hold all the threads in relation to member competitions and the results.

    • 21 posts
  4. This forum is the place to participate and start new games for the whole community to participate in. The first post in each topic should explain the rules for that specific game.

    • 23.8k posts
  5. Use the forum for general advise if you are having an issues with your computer whether it is running MAC OS or Windows, Linux etc. We are sure there will be someone here to assist and give you some tips to keep them running smoothly

    • 563 posts
    Chief Rat
    Chief Rat,
  6. Looking to sell your used equipment or other unwanted items? Our "For Sale & Trade" section is the perfect place to connect with fellow members interested in buying what you no longer need. Whether it’s tools, electronics, or hobby gear, feel free to list it here! Just make sure to include an actual photo of the item in your post – no stock images or generic photos from websites allowed. This way, everyone knows exactly what they’re getting. Happy selling and trading!

    *Please note Police Community accepts no risk for the items posted by members and you enter into a agreement to purchase at your own risk*

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  1. Maple Leaf
    Started by Maple Leaf,

    Hi Guys, I'm a Canadian Officer and hoping you can give me some advice. My daughter is 18 years of age and has just finished Unversity, she wants to take a year out and spend it in England. We live in a small town with a relatively low crime rate and she is not 'streetwise' by any means to big city life. She has located a company that is offering to set her up with a job in a pub in London with free accomodation and also provides work visa assitance all for $600. Unusually though the company is based in Australia? the website is www.londonpubau.com and when I checked thier source code it links to another website http://www.imagic.co.nz/flash.htm I am h…

    • 8 replies
    • 515 views
    Graham1545925480
  2. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1024493/Prisoner-driven-120-miles-avoid-walking-200-yards-courts--protect-human-rights.html no wonder this countries Justice department is a 'laughing stock', someone should be sacked over this incident, a complete waste of time and money.

    • 6 replies
    • 620 views
  3. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7441326.stm I think this is ''kettle calling the pot black'', John Denham and Louise Ellman should be looking at their expences claims, along with Sheetmetal Mick and a few others. MP's should get their own house in order before criticising others.

    • 0 replies
    • 338 views
  4. bogdan39
    Started by bogdan39,

    In here we can review some of the highlights of todays goings on. Well it has to be these new shoes, that not are in the possession of one Dappycow, lemon in color, with a delicate green trim, which goes well, with blue stockings, so i`m told. It was also stated in another thread by one mikaa2000 that i was right on something. Turns out, there is a first time for everything.

  5. Graham1545925480
    Started by Graham1545925480,

    Click

    • 4 replies
    • 402 views
  6. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1024226/Brown-rejects-angry-calls-strip-Mugabe-honorary-knighthood.html Gollum Brown needs to get his act together and strip that Despot of his Honourary Knighthood.

    • 12 replies
    • 444 views
    Graham1545925480
  7. DannyBoy86
    Started by DannyBoy86,

    I believe this sums up policework quite well......... http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/BLEASCHMNN/

    • 3 replies
    • 996 views
  8. Uncle Vanya
    Started by Uncle Vanya,

    When you have had a 'Mega-heavy' Captains-log, one that is classed as 'Turdus Giganticus Bogus Blocus', do you, after you have wiped the old A-hole, and flushed the Loo, carefully watching as the flood waters rises to the WC rim.... (a) Giggle insanely, wander off and leave the WC blocked? ( Hope that the next person who has a 'Mega-Captains-Log' does not flood the WC and the floor? © Hope the next Punter 'sorts it' for everybody? (d) Blame it on your 92 year old Aunt Gertrude who is just visiting from the local Old Peoples Home? (e) Do the 'Right thing', be a good Citizen and roll up our sleaves knowing that there are no Marigolds available, reach down the…

    Graham1545925480
  9. OldAfricaHand
    Started by OldAfricaHand,

    Is it only me or do others find the "fragrant Cherie's" revelations rather tawdry and, frankly, of no real interest?

    Graham1545925480
  10. Graham1545925480
    Started by Graham1545925480,

    I do find it ironic that the privatization process in the National Health Service started by the Thatcher government in the 1980's looks as though it will be completed by a Labour government. The establishment of polyclinics is a direct steal of Tory policy, as is the idea of bringing in private companies to run hospitals & clinics perceived as not running their affairs properly. The government has announced criteria by which it will judge how well a hospital is managing its affairs, but hasn't said what will be counted as failure, so they will, in effect, be able to implement private company management whenever they feel like it.

    exmetskipper
  11. Bart
    Started by Bart,

    Take your frustatiion out on this dude and it doesn't even hurt your hand!! Hit me baby one more time!!

    • 2 replies
    • 1.1k views
  12. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7417296.stm It's not only Local Authorities that have Jobsworth's working for them, they have one in this hospital. The woman who refused to let the lady visit her dying mother should be sacked immediately.

  13. steve8525
    Started by steve8525,

    Don't know if there is already one of these topics running but i thought i may start one if anyone wants to post some others.

    • 11 replies
    • 1.5k views
  14. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1024059/Oh-Gord-Its-Cabinet-cartoon-lookalikes.html The only one missing is Kebab Smith, an old bit of Mutton would look like her.

    • 1 reply
    • 207 views
  15. Top of the World
    Started by Top of the World,

    BBC ONE - Tuesday 3rd June - Traffic Cops - 9PM to 10PM Crash Course: Traffic cops come to the rescue of some of man's best friends, and get to grips with some of their worst enemies - drunk drivers. A raw recruit has the night of his life in an action-packed introduction to Humberside's traffic department. I'm just here to remind people it's on, you might not have known cos the most recent episode was on about 2 months ago, then it stopped for no reason. Now, is this a new episode does anyone know? Cos i thought it ended.

    • 3 replies
    • 709 views
    Top of the World

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