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The Locker Room

Light-hearted discussion of topics which don't really relate to police work... abandon hope all ye who enter!

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  1. For light-hearted discussion about love, life and relationships.

    • 10.6k posts
    @psychicscarlet1
    @psychicscarlet1,
  2. You can use this area to share information about teams or groups, sort out socials, share gaming tags, and generally get together with like minded forum-goers.

    • 14.7k posts
    IrishCop
    IrishCop,
  3. Where we will hold all the threads in relation to member competitions and the results.

    • 21 posts
  4. This forum is the place to participate and start new games for the whole community to participate in. The first post in each topic should explain the rules for that specific game.

    • 23.8k posts
  5. Use the forum for general advise if you are having an issues with your computer whether it is running MAC OS or Windows, Linux etc. We are sure there will be someone here to assist and give you some tips to keep them running smoothly

    • 563 posts
    Chief Rat
    Chief Rat,
  6. Looking to sell your used equipment or other unwanted items? Our "For Sale & Trade" section is the perfect place to connect with fellow members interested in buying what you no longer need. Whether it’s tools, electronics, or hobby gear, feel free to list it here! Just make sure to include an actual photo of the item in your post – no stock images or generic photos from websites allowed. This way, everyone knows exactly what they’re getting. Happy selling and trading!

    *Please note Police Community accepts no risk for the items posted by members and you enter into a agreement to purchase at your own risk*

    • 1 post
  1. Graham1545925480
    Started by Graham1545925480,

    The London Fire Brigade were called to no.10 Downing Street today. They spent an hour removing Gordon Brown's penis from Alistair Darling's ear. In hospital, Darling said, in a statement made to Inspector Corner of the Yard: "I just don't know why he did that. I only went next door to ask if I could use his Dictaphone & he went berserk!"

    • 0 replies
    • 703 views
    Graham1545925480
  2. Ron Barker
    Started by Ron Barker,

    I don’t know if this link has been posted elsewher of it is appropriate for me to post this link as a non-member of the police service if so please delete.<?:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> [http://www.knowledgenetwork.gov.uk/HO/circular.nsf/WebPrintDoc/0235B22B7A07053F802574B90051D786?OpenDocument Home Office Circular 19/2008] Amendments to Determinations of The Secretary of State Under The Police Regulations 2003: 2007 Police Officer Pay Award and Annual Leave Crime Reduction and Community Safety Group

    Graham1545925480
  3. playuk
    Started by playuk,

    lol you guys have to be very patient! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6ly133Scqk

    • 3 replies
    • 973 views
  4. ex-job-ex-pat
    Started by ex-job-ex-pat,

    Some people really have nothing better to do: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/wales/2989936/Wales-acquires-a-new-mountain-but-loses-a-hill.html

    • 8 replies
    • 606 views
    Graham1545925480
  5. the devil
    Started by the devil,

    See today in paper yet another knife attack this time in a somerfield store! Why are these crazy people allowed to roam the streets? They say he has an illness well with a illness like that he should never of been allowed to mingle with the public!

    • 14 replies
    • 704 views
    Graham1545925480
  6. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7623021.stm here is one criminal who will not be stealing anything else. Shame he had to learn the hard way.

    • 8 replies
    • 573 views
    Graham1545925480
  7. awjross
    Started by awjross,

    Hi All, I have got a Brand New (Boxed) SAMSUNG Blu-Ray Player for sale: HERE I am after £180 (Inc P&P) for this. Will accept Cheque / PayPal Thanks

    • 4 replies
    • 1.5k views
  8. the devil
    Started by the devil,

    About time people got this right 107.7 sounds better than it did 2 weeks ago! Its a start if nothing else

    • 4 replies
    • 418 views
  9. NeeNaw1545925537
    Started by NeeNaw1545925537,

    Yet again the BBC sets out an attempt to destroy another institution....this time, The Best trained army in the world. The British Army. Link here Of course the training is hard, it's supposed to be. People know that and they still join and they are proud to serve. The BBC is nothing but a lefty liberal mouthpiece....go away and run some repeats of rubbish sitcoms.

  10. **Jimmy**
    Started by **Jimmy**,

    Sorry about the subject title, it's hard to explain in one sentence what I'm asking.. I am taking part in a rally around Europe with a few friends, raising money for the The Police Dependants' Trust ( http://40082.wackyrally.co.uk/ ) feel free to check it out, or sponsor us!! My question is the legality of our vehicle. We are buying a car for under £250 and then trying to mark it up as a tacky/corny American police car, as the theme of the team is Team America - World Police (if you've seen the film, you'll understand what we're getting at). We obviously want to make it look like a police car, to a certain degree, but not to the extent we get nicked for impersonating…

  11. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    what is your favourite advert.?

    • 6 replies
    • 959 views
    Graham1545925480
  12. exmetskipper
    Started by exmetskipper,

    I recently joined another leading Police Forum site ........ no posts made as yet, just being nosey really. What i have found in comparing Oracle with this other, is that Oracle is incredibly easy to use , and it's lay - out , presentation, doesn't resemble an online gaming site, with flashing ads etc etc . Simply, the site layout here is very user friendly , not cutting edge in its format, but , easy on the eye , and easy to navigate and post !! Flitting between the two, my preference is Oracle without a doubt , and i hope that the site owners aren't tempted to jazz it up, making it more sexy ....... less is more ! And , the humour on Oracle is unrivalled !

    • 28 replies
    • 886 views
    Graham1545925480
  13. Kaiser Bill
    Started by Kaiser Bill,

    http://news.softpedia.com/news/Little-Wonder-Boy-Discovers-New-Solar-Cell-Type-93760.shtml

    • 4 replies
    • 930 views
  14. croberon
    Started by croberon,

    GND: I hope you do have a happy one. Lots of prezzies, a cake with tons of icing and large sugary flowers and that your sisters wait on you hand and foot.

  15. Brutus
    Started by Brutus,

    At the time my wife was in hospital expecting our eldest daughter, she asked me to buy a new hairdryer, which I did. Soon after returning home, she saw the item I had purchased. Wife: "It looks OK. How much was it?" Me: "Thirty-sex quid" Wife: "Are you mad? I could have got one for half that!" Me: "Sorry" Wife: "My God, it's heavy! It weighs a ton. It'll make my arm ache!" Me: "Sorry" Wife: "Where did you get it from?" Me: "A place on the industrial estate. It's called Salon Supplies Limited" Wife: "They are there to sell to the hairdressing trade you wally! Their stuff isn't meant for home use!" Me: "Sorry" Well, she soon got used to the fact th…

    • 40 replies
    • 1.9k views

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