The Locker Room

I work in a small cinema and were we sell the tickets we have a small plasma TV to advertise new films. well the main projectionist ( im the assistant projectionist) turned the one film off and went round to the other box to turn the other film off. on the way round he can remember seeing the TV were it normally is. then about 2 minuets later he came back round and it was gone. one of the ushers ( who wasnt working at the time) was over the road at tesco and said she saw some one running up the street with something. but the thing is there was a police car park on the other side of the road by tesco’s and none of the police officers in the car saw anything and it w…

Heard something that really made me laugh the other day: Cmdr Cressida Dick being referred to as the golden dick, down my nick.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7636577.stm Don't know if you've seen this. Heading says it all. Cheers Pedro Apologies, just found other thread about it. Cheers

What is the collective noun for a group of hoodies standing around. Answer............ An azbo of hoodies. Any others.

Just seen this whilst looking through the news: Sterling losses gather moment amid fears of the UK sliding into recession. I've got a basic understanding of the economy etc, but I don't know enough to give an accurate opinion on the issue. Surely it can't be good news though, not with inflation at 4.4% and with intrests rates widely expected to be dropped. What do you think this holds for us all in the future? repeat of the early 90's?

Hi folks, My Saxo is up for sale (basically because I've gone and bought a Golf GTI) It's got tax & MOT left, 35,000 miles, Pioneer CD player, Usual Saxo specification, I've not thrashed it like some... All the wheels are in tip-top condition as are the tyres. I bought it off a mate of mine who buys in minor damaged cars & rebuilds them - in this case it was a minor front, offside impact resulting in a replaced wing, bumper and door. It's never let me down so I know of no faults/problems. It's in good condition - pictures can be emailed - feel free to PM me for further details. Ideal for nipping around the city centre etc. Gets about 30-35mpg so good on …

I have just been gob smacked! I am absolutely bewildered at what I have just seen. In short... two female sisters (twins) walking along the hard shoulder of a motorway stopped by HATO as one had been hit by a red car on the opposite carriageway, police officers we called in for assistance and they both leg it, when the officers arrive. One, being run over by an articulated lorry and the other being hit, for the second time, by a Polo. The amazing thing being the one that was hit twice got up the second time and run away, again back over the other carriageway. While her sister still on the ground trying to fight off any help. Sorry, I know this might not make much sense …

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http://www.tiscali.co.uk/news/quiz/spelling-test.html You got 7/12 questions correct Not got them all right? Have another go Sad.

I witnessed a demonstration this morning, of the Future Attribute Screening Technology, (FAST), which is being developed by Homeland Security in both Canada & the U.S. for use in screening and identifying people with criminal intent, particularly at Borders or at events likely to present terrorist threats. Representatives from Border Control agencies, from other countries, appeared very interested in this technology, which is close to being ready for roll out in North America. The technology is portable and non invasive, although not cheap, it does not need a large staff to operate it.

http://www.annoyatorium.com/tt.aspx?forumid=52 Quiz Results Points: 69 Although you could have scored worse, our experts have pinned you as being "annoying". Time Spent: 6:52

Happy Birthday Butters, sweet 17 some say, others tell the truth. Have a good one.

http://nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php Overall, you scored as follows: 65% scored higher (more nerdy), 2% scored the same, and 33% scored lower (less nerdy). What does this mean? Your nerdiness is: Not nerdy, but definitely not hip.

K tel were famous in the 70's for making daft tv ads for items that u used once cos they looked like a good idea but then threy em in the cupboard. like the k tel record selector, buttoner, egg yke slpitter, they are still in business today but not UK based. what gadget could K Tel make for you to make police life easier get ur thinking caps on NOW

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1061719/Council-sparks-anger-names-tower-blocks-leader-Sidney-Street-siege-police-killers.html the looney left of Tower Hamlets are at it again, the Jobsworth in charge should be sacked at once.