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The Locker Room

Light-hearted discussion of topics which don't really relate to police work... abandon hope all ye who enter!

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  1. For light-hearted discussion about love, life and relationships.

    • 10.6k posts
    @psychicscarlet1
    @psychicscarlet1,
  2. You can use this area to share information about teams or groups, sort out socials, share gaming tags, and generally get together with like minded forum-goers.

    • 14.7k posts
    IrishCop
    IrishCop,
  3. Where we will hold all the threads in relation to member competitions and the results.

    • 21 posts
  4. This forum is the place to participate and start new games for the whole community to participate in. The first post in each topic should explain the rules for that specific game.

    • 23.8k posts
  5. Use the forum for general advise if you are having an issues with your computer whether it is running MAC OS or Windows, Linux etc. We are sure there will be someone here to assist and give you some tips to keep them running smoothly

    • 563 posts
    Chief Rat
    Chief Rat,
  6. Looking to sell your used equipment or other unwanted items? Our "For Sale & Trade" section is the perfect place to connect with fellow members interested in buying what you no longer need. Whether it’s tools, electronics, or hobby gear, feel free to list it here! Just make sure to include an actual photo of the item in your post – no stock images or generic photos from websites allowed. This way, everyone knows exactly what they’re getting. Happy selling and trading!

    *Please note Police Community accepts no risk for the items posted by members and you enter into a agreement to purchase at your own risk*

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  1. bogdan39
    Started by bogdan39,

    An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife so much she called the police. Giovanni di Stefano, from Palermo, was so excited his wife thought he would have a heart attack and dialled 999. "The police didn't do anything but their presence had the desired effect. He lost interest in his love life pretty quickly," said a family friend. Terrified wife Carla, 69, told police: "He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences." http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3106520.html Police turning up, appears to stop all sexual passion, does HATO have the same effect? :clapping:

    • 2 replies
    • 532 views
  2. bogdan39
    Started by bogdan39,

    Well McGremlin is 99 years old today, Happy birthday, BTW, there is no messege from the queen anymore on ones hundreth unless you write in requesting one.

    • 6 replies
    • 677 views
  3. Gregster
    Started by Gregster,

    Galaxy FM which is a radio station which plays dance & hip hop tracks has released a public appology after playing a song which contained words from the Koran. Apparently the DJ who played it and his producer have also been suspended after the station staff received death threats from Muslims. Now if I was a deeply religious christian type and I took offence at any reference the God, Jesus and the bible I heard on TV or the radio would they have pandered to my beliefs???? GALAXY APPOLOGY On the evening of Saturday 29th November at Nine fifty eight pm Galaxy broadcast a song that has caused offence to many of its listeners. This song was Busta…

  4. twinkle1981
    Started by twinkle1981,

    Subservient Chicken So wrong.... so very wrong.....

    • 6 replies
    • 675 views
  5. Bart
    Started by Bart,

    I've been pointed in the direction of this site, it's wicked! You upload upto 4 photos of yourself and family, the site crops the photo and places it on an elfs body, it then adds music and hey presto dancing elves with your nearest and dearest faces on, give it a go fun for all the family!! Elf Yourself

    • 6 replies
    • 920 views
  6. Mac 66
    Started by Mac 66,

    I remember about 5 years ago standing next to this bloke at a bar and i was laughing at him while he was taking the piss out of the bar staff in a friendly way.......The fella had exactly my humour and you couldnt tell our voices apart........it was my father that i hadnt seen since 1977 !! What traits good or bad have you inherited from your parents? Mac 662008-12-03 10:55:14

  7. bogdan39
    Started by bogdan39,

    The world's first bacon-flavoured chocolate bar is proving an unlikely success with British consumers. Selfridges, the only UK stockists of the US invention, sold its entire stock in 48 hours and is urgently seeking more, reports the Daily Mail. Mo's Bacon Bar, which contains chunks of applewood smoked bacon combined with smoked salt and milk chocolate, sells at a pricey £5.99 per 3oz bar. Ewan Venters, food and restaurant director at Selfridges, said: "Bacon and chocolate sounds like a strange combination, but the execution is fantastic. It's a real explosion of flavours and people love it." But the Daily Mail's Claudia Connell, a self-confessed chocolate addict and…

    • 4 replies
    • 1.1k views
  8. Bouncer
    Started by Bouncer,

    Anyone seen the bright lights near the Moon tonight? On the Beeb it said they were a couple of planets, Venus was one and I think they said Neptune was the other. Is this part of the line up of planets that precedes the end of the world, or something?

  9. Mac 66
    Started by Mac 66,

    If you were on a dating site how would you best describe/sell yourself ? Mac 662008-12-01 21:54:02

  10. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    What did you always want as a youngster, but was never allowed to have. Mine was a Catapult. I was allowed an Airgun a .177 Webley, which was far more dangerous. My mother would never let me have Jeans, she thought they were common, the first pair I had was when I was about 50, I wear them most of the time now, she would 'turn in her grave' if she knew.Maverick222008-11-30 13:35:46

  11. drummond
    Started by drummond,

    Danni Behr, Samantha Janus or Denise Van outen?"

    • 31 replies
    • 3.4k views
  12. paulv
    Started by paulv,

    What did the policeman say to himself when he looked in the mirror? You're under a vest!

  13. careerlid
    Started by careerlid,

    For those of you with longer memories, I do hope the officers involved aren't subjected to several vindictive inquiries then nicked for Murder 5 years later.. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/surrey/7757930.stm

  14. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    How about that for Christmas GND, big enough for you to ride.

    • 37 replies
    • 1.4k views
  15. benno
    Started by benno,

    Apparently there's a guy called Newbie who wants to be a Police officer. Anybody got any advice for him?

    • 2 replies
    • 258 views

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