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I was in Icelands shopping yesterday and whoever says Help the aged at Xmas needs their heads examining .......these sly old foxes help themselves and push in at the checkout and will use any underhand tactic to get served first. This one particular old gal made me feel like I wanted to enact a scene from Scum and grab some netted oranges and shout "Wheres ya fcuking tool" !! Is it acceptable to punch a pensioner at xmas ? Mac 662008-12-20 20:02:45

Girl*Next*Door2008-12-22 20:55:21

For all you old 80s WWF Fans. Big Boss Man vs. The Mountie. This was my favourite match ever as a kid growing up (The Jailhouse Match):- Part One: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dCqeuL_mLec&...re=channel_page Part Two: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=h4tHcYWS7TE&...feature=channel

Im like a big kid at christmas and I cant wait!!! So, whats everyone doing? Would hate to be working so christmas wishes to all those who have got the short straw this year.. Ive got a full house this year which im really looking forward to. 10 staying over so it will be a bit cramped!! Going to wander down our local on christmas eve, then its back to mine for champers at midnight. Christmas day should be easier this year as Im off the crutches (cooking dinner whilst being non weight bearing is quite a challenge). So are you all looking forward to it, or do you hate chrimbo??

...to buy a Black and Decker 'automatic' adjustable spanner? I mean, the normal 'manual' adjustable spanner is a one-handed affair at the worst of times. So, instead of using your thumb to twiddle a worm-screw, you press a button and it does the same thing......... Ridiculous waste of sodding time. Although, if they did it in tactical black, I'd buy one - but only if it had the words 'Tactical' written on it and it was made of titanium, or have carbon fibre on it.

1: I prefer breasts to legs. 2Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3: Smother the butter all over the breasts. 4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5: I've never seen a better spread! 6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change. 7: Are you ready for seconds yet? 8: It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? 9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10: Don't play with your meat! 11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14: You still have a little bit on your chin. 15: How long will it take after you pu…

http://blogs.fayobserver.com/backyardunive...-eastover-moon/ Were there more loonies out last night then usual?

Just in case none of you knew what an arrogant Idiot looked like, here is a pic of one.

Michael Portillo has written a thoughtful article about Britain and its announced withdrawal from Iraq, where he states that Britain has lost its "stomach for a fight." I believe that he writes about some very important issues and poses quite a few things to think about. It is too bad that he is not in a more prominent decision making role now, in my opinion. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/guest_contributors/article5375770.ece Batman27362008-12-21 14:01:01

http://travel.aol.co.uk/worlds-stupidest-l...y/4424?photo=16 Made me Chuckle

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HI ALL. I HAVE A QUICK QUESTION I AM LIVING IN THE REPUBLIC OF IRELAND {DONEGAL},I AM STARTING FEBURARY 16TH IN THE STRATHCLYDE POLICE THEY REQUIRE A NATIONAL INSURANCE NUMBER AND AS I DONT HAVE ONE ONLY AN IRISH ONE NOT SURE HOW TO GO ABOUT GETTING ONE SO I CAN SORT GET MY WAGES MANDATE SORTED OUT.ANY HELP WOULD BE GOOD.. REGARDS MICK

Shepherd controls flock with wolf poster A picture of a shepherd controlling his flock with a poster of a wolf has become an online hit in China. Du Hebing, of Xi'an, told Huashang Daily that he shot the picture by chance. "After visiting Qinling Wild Animal Park, on the way home I saw a group of sheep walking along the road with a man holding a picture following behind them," he said. Du said he burst out laughing when he realised it was a picture of a wolf. "The man was using the wolf picture to scare the sheep and drive them ahead - it was a really funny scene," he said. "Maybe he was just trying to save some money by not buying a sheepdog - but he is obviousl…

Burger King (yes, you read that right) has launched Flame, a new body spray for men: The WHOPPER sandwich is America's favorite burger. Flame by BK captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat. http://nowsmellthis.blogharbor.com/blog/_a...16/4023705.html Does Merlot spend time in a HA vehicle? :lol: :lol: