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Dear resident Please find attached a poster advertising Borough Commander Bending's question time to held at the WEST RESERVOIR CENTRE GREEN LANES N4 (Located in the same turning as the THE CASTLE climbing centre) from 1830 to 2030 hours on WEDNESDAY 18th NOVEMBER 2009. Superintendent Bending is Hackney Boroughs most senior officers and this is your chance to ask Mr Bending questions in relation to policing within Hackney. Regards Rich <<Borough Commander questions.pdf>> LORDSHIP SAFER NEIGHBOURHOOD TEAM NW SNT Stoke Newington Police Station

Kayaking from Gironde to Bordeaux Raising money for local charities - remembering a friend Munro's Mariners 2009 is a charity fund raising kayak expedition up the Gironde and Garonne rivers to Bordeaux, loosely retracing the route taken by Operation Frankton during the Second World War, popularized by the 1954 film "Cockleshell Heroes". The expedition consists of 10 paddlers the majority of whom are serving Dorset Police officer's using their own leave allocation in order to paddle the 70 miles from the Bay of Biscay to Bordeaux retracing the endeavours of officers of the Royal Marine Boom Patrol Detachment, the Cockleshell heroes. The trip will take place over 3 conse…

Just watched the BBC weather forecast. Can someone answer me a question or two? Forecast - doesn't than mean the same as prediction, or looking forward to what will happen in the future? So why the hell did she spend five minutes telling us what the weather had been doing all day? I know what it was doing - I was out in it! I don't need to know it was pissing down all day, whether it be here or anywhere else. Tell us what we need to know!! Stop wasting my time with your drivel!!!!

I think the answer is yes but I will ask anyway. If I have booked leave several months ago and then get a court warning, do I still have to attend court? I have a holiday to Africa booked for December and have just received a court warning for a No Insurance job.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1229086/Females-fickle-nature-say-researchers.html Tell us something we didn't already know.

Looking forward to reading Jeremy Clarkson's column in the Sunday Times? You won't get a chance to now because they pulled it after the lefties sniffled.Moderately insulting to a broad range of countries it is true, but what was anyone expecting in an article by Clarkson? Anyway to prove a point a web site called "The Bear" reproduced the article in full, here it is, pass it on: "Get me a rope before Mandelson wipes us all out" Jeremy Clarkson writes:- "I've given the matter a great deal of thought all week, and I'm afraid I've decided that it's no good putting Peter Mandelson in a prison. I'm afraid he will have to be tied to the front of a van and driven round t…

The Irish Justice Minister today demanded a rematch after a blatant handball by French striker Thierry Henry led to the goal that beat Ireland and put France through to the World Cup Finals. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12...l#ixzz0XMfSEiSc Ireland wants a rematch, which is fine, but, i did not see the world stand up to the hand of Maradona incident. So should Britain care to much over this? There hard luck. Nice thou to see their government getting involved, ours did not, not sure they cared at all. Here is the video of the incident http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6_40ZnFjOo Mind you,Thierry Henry' has never been world class, 9/10 he will bottle…

Great news, Tony Teflon Blair didn't get the job as President of the EU, the post went to the Belgian PM. That should give Blairs ego a big jolt. Poor Cherie 'money bags' Blair won't be able to call herself the Presidents wife, that will knock her ego back more than Teflons.

Just to get in to the spirit of things, who fancies sprucing up their avatar for a bit if festive fun. Best one wins the prize of yesterday off. Just to get us started, here's my effort.

Where in the country is everybody from? I will take the lead...... I am from Huddersfield

Civil Enforcement Officer, or Parking Attendants given a posh title. Do these usually Council/Private contracted 'officials' have any legal powers to demand someone's name and address? Or, is their only 'power' to issue FPN for parking offences, or can they do the same for non-display of Road Tax Disc? I have just been watching some of Channel 4's documentry on CEOs in London, who 90% are immigrants to the UK.

.... cheese eating, cheating, surrender monkeys! The match won't be replayed. France will be at the World Cup. FIFA will do nothing and the game's reputation will be tarnished even more. Henry could have been forgiven if it was accidental, but to deliberately break the laws of the game to gain an advantage, play on knowing he had committed a foul and then celebrate knowing that his cheating had cost Republic of Ireland a place in the finals, he should be charged with bringing the game into disrepute. Henry has admitted his offence and I don't think a local resolution will cut it in these circumstances!

A big-eared bank raider nicknamed Shrek was jailed yesterday after being warned he is too ugly for armed robbery. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12...l#ixzz0XFoe6iQj Not only jail time, but also to be told how ugly he is then put on display in national newspaper. :lol: I cannot see the similarity's :lol:

I was a video game - modern warfare 2 widow. Mr DF went and fetched it at stupid o'clock yesterday. Forget all the hype about how terrible it is etc etc (it has 18 on the box it doesnt appear any worse than other war games he has had) Anyway... it was released yesterday and he has just finished it! So what now? do I get Mr DF back??

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1227877/Every-new-father-given-Dad-Card-guide-parenting.html Many of the Chavs giving birth today don't even know who the father is, so they won't be giving many cards out.