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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/telegra...mas-carols.html The Bishop of Croydon has a problem with Christmas carols: There is always one killjoy. So your favourite Christmas tune is? Here is mine, and i think it`s a cracker.

Scientists studying the effects of pornography fell at the first hurdle - after failing to find a man who had not viewed X-rated material. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12...l#ixzz0Yc4uo5TE So can you help? I have never seen anything that remotely can be called porn. It would need a computer expert to prove otherwise. So can you help in this research? :lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1232217/Why-Im-ashamed-vet-shocking-expose-profession-puts-pets-painful-unnecessary-treatments-fleece-trusting-owners.html I have been cynical about vets since my mum asked the vet if our bitch was pregnant. He felt the bitch's tummy and said, "She might be" and charged Mum £1 for that advice at a time when £1 would buy a lot of shopping.

Hey everyone, as its getting closer to christmas i thought i'd make a thread to see what everyone is hoping for this year (unless kenners has already made one ). Me personally, i hope Santa has a word with the CC of NYP to start recruiting PCSO's in Jan, oh and Assasins Creed 2 for xbox, Some Paul Smith Extreme cologne .....and a chocolate orange. so what is everyone else after??

And a very happy birthday to our HATO friend!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

ROCK legend Keith Richards is to write his memoirs, filled with intimate details of his life as a member of The Beatles. Richards, 63, said the book would describe his first meeting with songwriting partner Paul McCartney when both were at school in the Yorkshire mining village of Manchester. He also reveals the songwriting clashes he had with Paul "We compromised and recorded Paul hoovering up a yard of coke off the naked bum cheeks of Marianne Faithful, slowed it down, played it backwards and used it as the finale for I am the Yellow Submarine". Who would you like to see write their memoirs ? Mac 662009-11-30 09:44:42

Hi all. I am a student officer and in 4 weeks i start my first tutored shift in response. I was thinking if anyone here could offer advice as to what to buy for patrol. I know there are a number of sites that offer equipment such as traffic folders and cases etc but if someone has actually used them could offer advice i'd be grateful. I've heard differing ideas from mulitools to cases to carry paperwork. Any advice would be appreciated Thanks Lee (MODs if there is a better place for this, soz)

PC Bill Barker Died on November 20, 2009 Northside Bridge that collapsed in the town Workington in Cumbria during the floods he was trying to warn and save others. MY idea is to try and get the town to name the NEW Bridge BARKER BRIDGE. With a plaque to the reason for that name change as a Memorial to him. His wife could do the honors of unavailing the plaque. I am sure if you all put it to Craig Mackey, Cumbria’s chief constable he would be able to help and forward it to the town council. ranroz2009-12-05 22:15:35

See this article from today's Farmers' Weekly Interactive. May I suggest stocking up with long life milk. Even if you don't like it very much, it is better than nothing.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/667...rry-jailed.html A man with a sexual fetish for slurry has been jailed after breaching a restraining order banning him from a farm I think he is full of sh-t, but maybe i`m wrong.

This thread has been created following the very popular A-Z of Foreign Places, which has been running since 2006. I have now locked that thread. Please keep to alphabetical order unless you get caught out and try not to duplicate. I will start the thread with Animaniacs 999tommo2009-09-07 00:06:33

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229739/Pope-honour-revered-cardinal-British-visit.html Would I be right in thinking that Gods representative on earth, Tony Teflon Blair will meet the Pope at Heathrow, and act as his Staff Officer during the visit. Perhaps the Pope is coming here next year to make Teflon a Saint. Maverick222009-11-21 21:23:08

The Dutch police have just stopped a large amount of fire works 90.000 kilo. With this find 3 have been arrested 2 from Diemen and 1 from Almera And in a ware house in Hoofddorp they found more than 30.000 kilo. The last load was close to houses and all believed to be imported from China through Germany. Included was Nitate Bombs, Chinese rolls and flowerbeds. A PR man said just one flame and a massive explosion would have happened as it was not packed to be stored like it was. http://www.rtl.nl/(/actueel/rtlnieuws/binnenland/)/components/actueel/rtlnieuws/2009/11_november/23/binnenland/megavangst-van-90_000-kilo-vuurwerk.xml

This seems like an interesting project. I go to the supermarket (look away now, Pen) near clsoing tme when they reduce stuff. Anyone would think that apples, and oranges self destruct on midnight of sell by day... when often fruit is barely ripe, it seems to me. It's very wasteful because if it's not sold it's chucked. The other day I took stuff to the dump for recycling and I was shocked at what a wasteful society we had become. About a dozen microwave ovens were neatly stacked in the metal recycling... were they broken or just a bit old? Someone was chucking away perfectly good hanging baskets and a metal watering can. And in the timber recycling was this r…