The Locker Room

Whilst we're on the subject of Christmas... (we were, weren't we?) what has been your best and worst christmas present of your adult life?

Something fantastic for those members with small kids and Grandchildren who still believe in Santa. I have come accross the following fantastic interactive site. Little kids are mesmorised by it and it only takes a few minutes to do. You go into the site and it will ask for the childs first name, a photograph and the biggest pressy that he/she wants Santa to bring. They then send an email to you and you sit the child down to watch. The screen gets some static and Santa suddenly appears and is speaking to the child, calling him/her by their first name (it's not a cartoon) He then tells them that he knows they live in (whatever country the email comes from) and sits down in…

This Officer was never going to let go. :smiley_notworthy: :smiley_notworthy: Would have been nice to know what went on before the camera showed up.

Out of tune, but never mind

Sing up all of you!! I'm now launching Poetic Justice onto You Tube slow and steadily over the next few days, so no excuse of not knowing the tune!

With Christmas around the corner and the flurry of seasonal movies hittng our tv's, wether we love em , or wether we dont , full of Christmas spirit( remember that!) and the age old message to 'just believe', and all your wishes will come true.........if your good that is! Do you? Just a thought!

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers;they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go. Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge f…

Sing up all of you!! I'm now launching Poetic Justice onto You Tube slow and steadily over the next few days, so no excuse of not knowing the tune!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8194709.stm

Keep X Factor off number 1, buy Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name Link is here to the Facebook group that wan't to reclaim the number 1 spot from the Simon Cowell corporate giant!! http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#...?gid=2228594104 Plus RATM is a much better song anyway!! (and yes, I know it's maybe daft buying into this whole nonsense, but it's a bit of fun, and so far the group has raised more than £13000 for Shelter - that can't be bad can it?)

The infamous Arbeit Macht Frei sign at the entrance to the Auschwitz Nazi death camp in Poland has been stolen. The wrought iron sign, whose words mean "Work Sets You Free", was unscrewed and pulled down from its position above the gate in the early hours of Friday. Polish authorities denounced the theft, while Israel's Holocaust museum branded it an "act of war". More than a million people - 90% of them Jews - were murdered by the Nazis at Auschwitz during World War II. Investigators say at least two people would have been needed to steal the five-metre-long (16ft), 40kg (90lb) sign

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1237218/Search-launched-18-month-old-girl-taken-police-station-mystery-woman.html I wouldn't want to be in the shoes of the person who released the baby, they obviously didn't ask enough questions to properly identify the woman the child was given too. Lets hope they get the child back safe and sound or someone will be in deep do do.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1235481/Gordon-Brown-Surprise-pre-Christmas-visit-Prime-Minister-Afghanistan.html Sorry Gollum, it's not you showing you are committed to helping our troops. it's a case of ''any publicity will do, to try and earn a few cheap votes in the coming election''.