The Locker Room

I am a scouser and find this appropriate... A lawyer and a Scouser are sitting next to each other on a long Flight. The lawyer is thinking that the Liverpool folk are so dumb That he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if the Scouser would like to play a fun game. The Scouser is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely Declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says That the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't Know the answer, you pay me only £5; you ask me one, and if I don't Know the answer, I will pay you £500, he says. This catches the Scouser's attention and to keep the lawye…

I never did really like Frank Sinatra, but this isn't really Frank Sinatra, so I like it. Click below and listen to the clever lyrics ... they also appear over on the left. More songs should be written like this !!!!!!!!!!!! Turn on your sound http://www.animatronics.org/strangers/strangers.htm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8447457.stmthe PC Brigade also lives in the USA as well as the UK. I suppose you can read 'anything into anything' if you want to.

Another wise pronouncement from on "high". http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1241274/Police-officers-ordered-Home-Office-Dont-talk-crime--upsets-people.html What does everyone think??

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. 'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves…

I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber in US. My mother died of insanity when I was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs. Recently, I met a girl who was released from prison where she served time for smothering her illegitimate child to death. I love this girl very much and want to marry her. My problem is this: Shall I tell her about my brother who works at Microsoft?

Having browsed this forum for some time now i have suddenly realised that the Daily Mail gets a lot of mentions. Can anyone seriously tell me that they actually like this newspaper. It is absolutely appalling. I would rather read the Sun on a daily basis if I was only given the choice of the two.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8439919.stm A Swiss designer has introduced a new invention to the streets of South London in an attempt to solve the problem of people urinating in public. How does this then differ from taking a leak anywhere else in the street?

Guests snowed in for New Year I could think of worse places to be snowed in. Jack Straw's office, for one place - it would probably be very cold there!Stan Still2010-01-03 14:15:05

Hi everyone My family & I went to a Chinese restaurant on Saturday to celebrate my mother's birthday. Whilst sitting down my son (aged 8) noticed a chinese child behind the counter, playing with a 'toy'. My son asked me what is she doing? I explained it is an abacus....I explained it is a type of calculator and went onto say, how good at maths Chinese people tend to be. At that stage my cousin said, it was not very wise for me to make such a remark thesedays as it could offend non-Chinese people. So I ask you, is it racist to make such a remark? One could easily assume, Pakistani's are good at cricket or Russians are good at shot-put. I don't wish to of…

http://www.ananova.com/News/story/sm_3625936.html Exterminators called in to deal with a mice infestation at a London police station found a nest on one officer's messy desk. A good argument that Police do NOT spend all day filling forms out at their desks. :lol:

I see from the news that the MPA have appointed a new Finance Chief to oversee the Met's finances. I note from the blurb about him that he is an ordained priest - am I being reasonable in thinking that combining religious and secular activities in this way isn't really right? I do recall that there was a Met DPG Inspector who was a CofE priest (he was quite open about not seeing conflict between being an armed police officer and a priest) but somehow that didn't seem too odd at the time!

When a balding peeping tom set up a camera in a supermarket changing room he thought he would capture images of naked customers trying on clothes. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12...l#ixzz0bnOpUbSX I am sure the idea is fine, no one minds being filmed dressing or undressing. (Maybe it is just my fetish) By why go and film yourself doing it.? (Maybe that was his fetish)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1240868/Prim-gravitas-Alan-Johnson-relishing-drama.html Our almost anonymous Home Secretary, Postman Pat, appears on the scene, I was starting to wonder if we had a Home Secretary at all, Smith was rubbish, but she was better rubbish than Pat.