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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8366386.stm A police department in Texas in the US has released footage of an over-affectionate cat distracting a policeman trying to issue a ticket to a motorist. To get off a ticket, take your pussy with you.

hey all.. Just a warning,, this is one thats doing the rounds,, passes via video files downloaded to PC or via MSM messenger.. BE WARNED.

Hey folks, Just a quick blog for a bit of advice. I am hoping to go away about June time for a weeks break. I am quite a fussy bugger however! I want to go somewhere that is hot, with lovely beaches, but not a clubbing holiday (so not Majorca or Ibiza please) Basically somewhere peaceful and relaxing :oD I have looked at Skathos and that looks nice, has anyone been there before? Look forward to hearing back! Josh

Hi all. Heard about the Oracle from my Father who's an Officer in Kent. Very good website, and the Forum looks like it could be of great help/fun. I'm 17, and I live in Devon. At the moment, I'm doing A Levels, but it's not long 'til I finish school entirely. I have no plans on attending University or College, however, I do aspire to be in the Police. I'd love to be a Dog Handler; Drugs or General Purpose, I would be interested in both, or Motorcyle Officer. I'm considering joining as a Special to see if the Police is where I want my future to lie, but I'm also looking at applying at 18. Any advice you may have would be much appreciated. Regards John.

hey all.. Just a warning,, this is one thats doing the rounds,, passes via video files downloaded to PC or via MSM messenger.. BE WARNED.

Hi everyone, Just wanted to stop by and introduce myself. I'm Lucy and am at the very end of recruitment for West Midlands. It has taken quite a while (over 2 years) but I'm sure it will be well worth the wait. Hope to speak to you soon and get stuck into the forums. Lucy

This years list as usual is populated by Civil Servants(mainly those at the top of the tree) who are 'just doing their jobs', like hundreds and thousands of other workers. Time this antiquated system was done away with.

It also seems that he beat Russell Brand into second place. BBC News

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1240200/Jobs-illegals-The-list.html just shows how much NuLabour cares about who enters the UK and who they wok for, Immigration is a complete shambles.

My neighbours run a one man band security firm which use a rather large German Shepherd. The dog lives & sleeps in their small muddy garden and has a small 'Argos' type tool shed for shelter. They have lived next door for about 8 months now. The dog was very noisy when they moved in but had quietened down a little - that is until about two months ago. Now it barks LOUDLY, sporadically all day and night. If we go into the garden the bloody thing attacks the fence and at night if we turn on the bathroom light, off he goes again. God forbid if we dare to look out of that window as all hell lets loose. At other times, he barks for no apparent reason. The barking sessions…

So, where has this year gone?? What have been your highs and lows??? And what are you looking forward to next year? 2009 for me was a top year...made some brilliant new and hopefully lifelong friends..went on a fab holiday and saw wild orangutan in Borneo,m et F1 drivers in the pits in Singapore, and swam in the South China sea...Got rid of my killer horse and brought a new, very talented one, and enjoyed life in general with my great mates, We crossed the whole of Wales on bikes and Landy in 5 days...across the Black mountains and other small 'hills'! My sister got married and my parents celebrated 40 years of marriage! Next year Im planning on a big 39th party (cant f…

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1239976/Porn-shame-hundreds-police-staff-disciplined-internet-use.html As usual the press make a big deal over very small numbers, I wonder what the figures are for local authorities and other organizations, alot more than the police I bet. You will always get a few who will flout instructions regarding use of the internet and they have to learn the hard way, by being sacked or disciplined, and there are always people who will never learn.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1240289/Bank-robbers-blew-given-award--improving-human-gene-pool.html