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Ive been reading a good crime novel lately and one of the main police characters came up with a quote '****** bags dont get treated like churchgoers', which i though was a really good one. Got me thinking about other good quotes and came up with these 'You cant polish a turd' and 'Shaking like a sh1tting dog'! Any further??

5 year minimum for physical torture and sexual assault of 2 young victims... Two young brothers who subjected another pair of children to a 90-minute ordeal of beating, torture and sexual humiliation were today sentenced to an indeterminate jail term. The judge at Sheffield crown court, Mr Justice Keith, ordered that the brothers, who were 10 and 11 at the time of the attack, should serve a minimum of five years, but should only be released when the authorities believed it was safe to do so. He told the boys: "The bottom line for the two of you is that you both pose a serious risk of harm to others. Your crimes are truly exceptional. "The fact is this was prolong…

I saw a thread ages ago with refernce to full PM's. I have searched and can't find it now. however PEN your inbox is full!!! Mrs DF

I was just about to pop out to the shop when I spotted my cat sat on the window sill. He usually sits there when he wants to come indoors, but this time he didn't want to come in. He appeared to be listening intently to something and looking up at the bit of roof overhanging the bay window. I stopped and listened and I heard it too.. a definite sound of something running about on plastic. Thinking it might be mouse or something in the guttering I put puss up on that bit of roof, so he could deal with whatever the "thing" was. He can jump down from there quite easily (if he has a mind to). When I came back from the shop, the cat was still on the roof and was going mad runn…

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/8467347.stm Educational standards have indeed dropped if unruly pupils are forced to listen to Mozart as a 'punishment'....... When I was at school we listened to Mozart as part of the lesson we liked to call 'music'. .....and 'punishment' was detention, the cane, the slipper and having the skin ripped off your feet by the Religious Education teacher. No. Not really. As if. Skin ripping was performed by the Human Biology teacher. Classical music is good for your brain..........and that should be reason enough to let kids listen to it. Edited by myself to ensure some semblance of humour......apologies if you read what I origin…

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Hallo! I'm Ky. Thought i'd join your forum since it seems a lot more pleasant than others i've seen and i've enjoyed reading some of the threads over the last few days. Allow me to share a brief intro: I'm an ex-magazine Editor due to start with the Met in March. I enjoy quiet journeys on the tube and long walks in dark parks. I got hit by a bus when I was 14 and a nice policeman drove me from the hospital back to school so I wouldn't miss my history test. I discovered yesterday that I have a strange crush on the hairy biker with the longer beard. Don't tell my husband. That'll do. Anyone want to share back?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lincolnshire/8470541.stm A good judge giving a decent prison term. Lets hope this arrogant female learns a few lessons in humility while inside.

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Heres one for you, the better half and I are looking ahead , months as it happens, thinking about a holiday or whatever to celebrate our wedding anniversary. The only thing we've managed to sort so far is concert near the date Ideas have included adventure holidays, cruises, sunshine, partying the lot. We're just not sure. A memebr of our family in their 30's went off mountaineering on theirs! another lot who are a bit long in the tooth celebrated their 2nd this week and at their age hopefully took things easier. We're in between those groups and stuck What do you get up to ? Ps romantic advice always helpful

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Find anything wrong with this picture? :smiley_help: :smiley_help: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12...d-Facebook.html

Or just me? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8467292.stm Shoreditch in London's East End is famous for its resident artists, who say they draw inspiration from the historic buildings and strong social fabric of their surroundings. So we have that picture then this one. The second picture is of course, The house on haunted hill, a malevolent film, where they`re was never going to be a happy out come.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8468981.stm An American gun-sight maker has had to explain itself because they put Christian religious notation on their sights. Apparently "military officials in the US and UK have expressed concern over the way the markings will be perceived." I keep on getting surprised by the way the world, apparently, works. As if pointing a weapon at somebody isn't hostile enough, some people worry that a tiny inscription on the sight, that I would imagine only the soldier would be able to see, is going to 'offend' somebody even more.......

Hi everyone, I received an email about this website over the weekend; The Rat Book - its a big name and shame style website. I just wondered if this sort of thing is even legal? I can see both arguments for an against something like this...but surely there is some kind of libel in what they are doing?