The Locker Room

Are these people human? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8512834.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/8512620.stm Do they deserve any mercy at all?

Saw this and edited it slightly...issue it to officers who might find it useful. attach_1.doc

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1250411/Naked-pictures-Ashley-Cole-sent-glamour-model.html yeah yeah Cashley, you accidentally took a picture of yourself in the nude, gave your PAYG phone to a friend because it had credit left on it, who text the pics to the female. Which ficton shelf did that come off. Does a man on £80,000 a week have a PAYG phone, not likely. Wait till Cheryl gets hold of him.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8512215.stm There are too many people these days who do not want to comply with company rules. This woman was just a trouble maker who didn't want to comply, then thought she would get some cash out of BA by suing them. Being a christian doesn't mean you have to wear a cross all the time, or at anytime for that matter.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1249089/Gordon-Brown-weeps-television-talks-death-Jennifer.html#comments Imagine if David Cameron had done this a few months before a General Election, Brown and his Cronies would have been up in arms. A cynical ploy by Brown(and his mate Piers) to gain a few sympathy votes for the election.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1250216/Football-hooligan-miners-union-hardman-run-Labour-seat-party-veers-Left-election.html This article shows just how low NuLabour have sunk when they pick a criminal as a future MP. The man is a class one arse...., no wonder the Labour Party is where it is, at the bottom of a mighty deep barrel.

I need a crash course in this. And look here... I know we were slating common sense a few days ago as not being common at all and often not being sense, but isn't this sort of thing just formalising... common sense? I mean, some criminals are opportunists and grab what they can when they can, some shove off elsewhere if they can't get what they want where they are, and some deliberately target a victim/place. Isn't it obvious or am I being naive? Or is this website just a simplified summary? I suppose fgetting inside the criminal mind is important. (An ability to type would also help.)M&MBM2010-02-11 17:58:55

There is a deadly serious suggestion that the city of Malmo, Sweden's third-largest city, should be renamed Moth Virgin for English speakers as they can't pronounce the Swedish ö sound and say "Malmo" instead of "Malmö". This is a deadly serious suggestion and there is a public consultation about to take place to see what people think of the idea. In Swedish, it would still be called Malmö (and referred to as "Malmø" in Danish), but in English speaking countries, it would be Moth Virgin. If they do re-name Malmo, then Gothenburg ("Göteborg" in Swedish) could be next, and they would probably call it "Goatie Beard", which some ex-pat Brits call it because it sounds like G…

http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/8507811.stm I think this is how I'd want to meet my maker. It would make a change from the normal cremation; curtains pull together and all file out.

catprincess, your PM box is full, so i couldn't reply.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/812609-police...man-for-burping Burping may be an unpleasant habit - but it's probably not deserving of a beating. However, one American man is claiming that he was beaten by sheriff's deputies while being held in jail, because they didn't like his burping. Is it just me, or did this fellow deserve a beating? Fancy burping in a Officers face. :lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1249590/Admirers-Harriet-Harman-Rear-Year-bid.html this surely has to be a sick joke, although I would rather look at her rear than the front, the rear is more scenic. The Dragon Woman of british politics is hardly in the same class as the previous winners.

I attempted to cross the bridge, but aliens led me astray, and probed me. :clapping: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12...reaks-down.html

WELLINGTON put the boot into Napoleon at Waterloo, Drake said bowls to the Spanish armada, and Churchill stuck two fingers up to Hitler's German invaders. But zut alors! Gordon Brown is SURRENDERING a chunk of England to the French by flogging them the port of Dover. NOTW

Now Cadburys has been sold, who next? Is there anybody left? Don't think I fancy cheese flavoured chocolate.