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I'm soooo jealous if you have the white fluffy stuff!! Living on a peninsular means I really get to see proper snow (just get sleet) If you are out working in it, wrap up warm kids, get those thermals out Whats it like where you are? got any pictures? (penis clouds need not apply:biggrin:)

Try this addictive game! I can bet none of you will get to the last level!! http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/parkingp...ction4/playgame Al

Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, 'Are these plates clean?' His grandfather replied, 'They're as clean as cold water can get em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!' For lunch the old man made hamburgers.. Again, John was concerned abo…

I have no idea where these questions should be placed on this wonderful site, so i place it in here. 1) Have you ever come across a door that will not cave in using a Enforcer? 2) Your called to a block of flats and know they`re is a good possibility of drug use in one of the flats. In order to gain access to the flat in question you must first past two sets of community doors that are fully secured. No one in any of the flats in this building are replying on their intercoms, so gaining entry into the block can only be done by kicking in the front two doors. Are the Police allowed to kick those two sets of doors in as well as the flat s in question?

Morning Sex" She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said Softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming Or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen, table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "Th…

This may be of worthy note to some on here who do tend to have difficulty with their native tongue: The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards k…

The bike with bite: Alligator killed in US wildlife cull is reborn as 'GatorBike' How do you outrun an alligator that has a top speed of more than 120mph? Thankfully this one doesn't bite anymore but 'GatorBike' as it has been dubbed is still going to turn heads and set pulses racing as it eats up the highways. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/...l#ixzz0fY3fjFAp :lol:

Here is a good bit of kit to carry, but is this the worst ending to a video ever ??

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1250715/Baby-Ps-stepfather-scalded-napalm-attack.html Oh dear, how terrible for the man. Lets hope his injuries are not too minor. Perhaps he now knows what poor little Baby Peter went through.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-New..._-_Is_Under_Way British troops are engaged in fierce fighting with the Taliban in southern Afghanistan as Operation Moshtarak gets under way. Hard to know where to start on the Afghan campaign, the incompetent and inept way this war has been fought from the beginning. Two hundred plus of our lads have died mostly with the aid of road side bombs. The rights and wrongs of this war i do not care to discuss, everyone will have their own opinion on this matter, but the fact is the British soldiers are there. 1) The Americans have got the right equipment for this war, we have not, the lack of helicopters and basic protection, th…

I collect early warrant cards, from the 1960's backwards. Especially looking for those from forces which no longer exist, and a 1940's, early 1950's Metropolitan Police card (The Blue Lamp film era). If you have any for sale from any force, please let me know.

There's a car park just across the road from my house, and we often get young drivers in their modified toy cars with baked bean can exhausts. For a 17 year old myself, I should really be falling into the stereotype, but to be honest, I'm not interested in modified cars. Give me a motorbike, or a classic American muscle anyday!! Now, granted, they're not doing anything wrong by being there. After all, it's a car park and they are parking. However, it's when they start playing their music loudly with ridiculously low bass, so much so that I can feel it through the house, as well as revving their engines that I get angry. Short of going across and telling them to all b*g…

After all the practice at Smack the Penguin now you can Bash the Haggis. http://www.bashthehaggis.com/ I got 743 now you lot its harder than the other one. Unless you are a Scots person then you would have had practice. No I did not cheat before you ask with the 743.ranroz2010-01-28 22:32:41