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ok.... so its a little out of the target audience here but what the heck cop school takes 6 kids and puts them through some police training induction starts today at 6:15 on CBBC... (yes i know) or iplayer afterwards http://www.bbc.co.uk...<br /><br />trailer is there and it looks awesome.... i wish i did that when i was their age! PS... how long do you think it will be before PC Walt flashes one of these... http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/all/packs/cop-school-wallet.pdf

So I was wondering to myself, how can G4S provide services to the goverment to which it becomes, profitable to the government without under cutting G4S staff. I mean pretend for example, I'm the chief inspector. I have a budget of 5,000,000 each year. Soo this is my budget New Equipment/Vehicles/Buildings: 500,000 Maintenance of Equipment/Vehicles/Buildings: 1,100,000 Community Safety Campaigns: 400,000 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Constable/Sgt (On Beat Officers)Pay: 1,500,000 Road Traffic Enforcement Pay: 300,000 CID Pay: 400,000 CCTV Operators Pay: 140,000 PSCO Pay: 400,000 ---------------------------------…

One of my students told me a funny story I would like to relate. He is a Sami, or Lapplander, and he comes from far up north and is taking a degree and hopes to join the Swedish police one day. His family herd reindeer, but he said a few years ago some of the grasslands were being plagued by hares and his father used to shoot them. Like everyone here, he started learning English at school, but he also had to learn both Swedish (his native language is Sami) and Finnish as well, so he didn't master English as quickly as those in southern Sweden. In 2009, he visited England for the first time, spending a few days in Brixton with a friend who is also a student. He took with…

Mum states in the video that she would rather buy drugs for her son, then her son beating up old people for their money. Stepping aside from the point that she admits to buying drugs for distribution, do you find her excuse fair enough? I cannot help but think that this is one terrible mother, who shows no responsibility to her son or the rest of the public. Anyways enjoy video.

Just in case you wonder which language some of the kids today are speaking, David, I thought I would post some new words which have made it into the new edition of the Chambers Thesaurus

http://imgur.com/a/wFTrX Including some of these:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/missing-woman-unknowingly-joins-search-herself-165249353.html Edit: Link added.

OMG pretty funny. The police officers handled themselves well! The attepmt to get into SIS was funny to! http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p00vqgx5/The_Revolution_Will_Be_Televised_Episode_1/

I logged on to the BBC to see this earlier -

They cannot all be as good as GMP Blackley as this proves:) A random tweet today whilst I was in Corely services brought about a remarkable experience. Tweet went, "What is #GMP. Up to today, we find out shortly once we get there" To my amazment I resceived this reply "@kenworthy39 Our @GMPBlackley Inspector is not in 2day. She is RD. Can you still pop in2 Plant Hill & introduce yourself?? (if you get time)" ce #GMP Then this..... "@kenworthy39 RBH here. Staff @GMPBlackley have been told to expect you & make you a nice cuppa #confidenceinpolice #GMP" Came across this place Parked up, noticed two Officers walking towards Police station, showed them the two …

As requested by Derf in a previous thread, i will try to explain the rules of handball to you all. Seeing as it was a 'major' sport during the Olympics and a fair few people are a tad confused with the rules... so here we go 1) Each team has 7 players, goalkeeper, centre, left back, right back, circle runner, left wing and right wing. The left back and right back are essentially the defensive positions on a team whereas the left wing and right wing are the attacking side to the team. The circle runner does his / her best to try to open up the other teams defence to allow easier shooting and the centre plays in both attack and defence being a playmaker to set up other pl…

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2194972/Citizen-Khan-provokes-200-complaints-BBC-accused-insulting-Muslims.html the PC Brigade out in force again, someone needs a 'humour transplant'. I can't say it was particularly funny, but someone must have a very thin skin to be upset by it.

http://www.dailymail...rt-Murdoch.html you know when things are really bad when two of Flashman Daves' Bimbos start having a go. Poor Nadine, no brains, just put in to keep the numbers up, and Mensch, just full of her own importance, with little between the ears, no wonder the Tory's are going downhill fast. Northampton will soon realise they are better off without Mensch a woman who' loves herself to bits'. It must be slow News Day when all they have to talk about are these two.