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The Locker Room

Light-hearted discussion of topics which don't really relate to police work... abandon hope all ye who enter!

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  1. For light-hearted discussion about love, life and relationships.

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    @psychicscarlet1
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  2. You can use this area to share information about teams or groups, sort out socials, share gaming tags, and generally get together with like minded forum-goers.

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    IrishCop
    IrishCop,
  3. Where we will hold all the threads in relation to member competitions and the results.

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  4. This forum is the place to participate and start new games for the whole community to participate in. The first post in each topic should explain the rules for that specific game.

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    Chief Rat
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  6. Looking to sell your used equipment or other unwanted items? Our "For Sale & Trade" section is the perfect place to connect with fellow members interested in buying what you no longer need. Whether it’s tools, electronics, or hobby gear, feel free to list it here! Just make sure to include an actual photo of the item in your post – no stock images or generic photos from websites allowed. This way, everyone knows exactly what they’re getting. Happy selling and trading!

    *Please note Police Community accepts no risk for the items posted by members and you enter into a agreement to purchase at your own risk*

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  1. General Purpose
    Started by General Purpose,

    http://www.channel4.com/programmes/virgin-school/4od How would you feel if your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife were one of the "tutors"? Basically this show is for men, who have not had sex, to lose their virginity by having sex with one of the sex tutors. I, for one, would not be able to let my partner do that...

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  2. SnakeEyes
    Started by SnakeEyes,

    Anyone play Ultimate team? Anyone got any good players? If on PS3 add me as I dont have anyone on there. EL1Te-_-KiLLeR_

    • 1 reply
    • 646 views
  3. medic1
    Started by medic1,

    Post your favourite movie/TV quotes here... Toy Story: Mr. Potato Head: How come you don't have a laser, Woody? Woody: It's not a laser! It's a little light that blinks! Hamm: What's wrong with him? Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.

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    • 660 views
  4. intheblitz
    Started by intheblitz,

    I love these emails............ received another one today, but this is the best yet! Gaddafi's wife no less!!!! Greetings, I am Hajia Safia Farkash Gaddafi the wife of the late Libyan Leader Colonel Muammar Gaddafi. Following the recent rebellion in my country and the brutal death of my husband on the 20 Oct 2011, I have been thrown into a state of utter confusion, frustration and hopelessness. I have been subjected to psychological torture here in Algeria where we are currently taking refuge. My son was killed by the rebels for an offense he did not commit. As a widow that is so traumatized, I have lost confidence in everybody both here in Algeria and back home…

    Reasonable Man +
  5. MindTheGap
    Started by MindTheGap +,

    No, not the campaign from 1989... ITV 1 is to be relaunched as 'ITV' in the new year in a major overhaul of their output and brand image; here's the new logo (and no this is not a joke) Thoughts (of ordinary people)? Can't say I've warmed to it yet!

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    • 757 views
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  6. bogdan39
    Started by bogdan39,

    Before watching the video, any idea what Operation Solomon. is all about? It is often quite amazing what our Police have to do in order to get job done. (A clue) Merseyside Police helping out people in Dorset.

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    • 823 views
  7. Brutus-Is-Back
    Started by Brutus-Is-Back,

    Yesterday, a philosophy lecturer from my department was taken suddenly into hospital witha neurological problem and my dean of faculty asked me if I would take his two-hour class of first years. I told him that I was a linguistics teacher, not a philosophy teacher - I could perhaps talk about philosophy-based aspects of linguistics, like semiosis, or even Aristotle's categories or Wittgenstein's Tractatus, but he told me it would have to be about existentialism - a topic about which I know beggar all beyond Descarte's "I think, therefore, I am". He told me it was not theory they needed, but philosophical reasoning skills development and, as my doctorate is in philosophy…

  8. killicksparker
    Started by killicksparker,

    These idiots are amongst us folks :new_doh2:

    • 3 replies
    • 456 views
  9. Scot
    Started by Scot,

    A bungling police worker put out an APB for a Police Constable World after coming across a wad of cash with PC World written on it. The civilian police worker was sorting through bundles of evidence when she mistakenly read that the officer involved was PC World - when in actual fact it was the scene of the crime, the computer store PC World. The cash had been seized after a raid at PC World in Stockport earlier this year and had been placed in a police safe ahead of criminal proceedings. As the police worker was sorting through evidence, however, she didn’t put two and two together and put out a search for a constable World to contact her about the c…

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  10. bogdan39
    Started by bogdan39,

    If you are on Twitter, please do vote for the #Best.... #slapslapconstabulary and @SirIanBlair are proud to promote The golden triangle Police tweet awards 2012! Your vote counts! The #slapslapconstabulary and @SirIanBlair are proud to promote 7 categories The golden triangle Police tweet awards 2012! Hosted by #slapslapconstabulary We have The golden triangle Police tweet awards 2012! More info coming soon! A @SirIanBlair promotion! RT:) Categories in the #slapslapconstabulary The golden triangle Police tweet awards 2012! Best Tweeting individual Officer! #BestOfficer (Name) Categories in the #slapslapconstabulary The golden triangle Police tweet awards 2012! Best…

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    • 602 views
  11. Chief Rat
    Started by Chief Rat,

    Folks As you will all know we have launched the new front end to UKPoliceOnline in the last week and we would like your thoughts on it. We have set up a short poll with a couple of questions and would be grateful if you would share your views by answering the poll questions and leaving any feedback as a response to this topic. Thanks

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    • 498 views
  12. James Kirton
    Started by James Kirton,

    any one else watching it? on part 4 now,

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    • 4.3k views
    ((TheShake))1546081325
  13. medic1
    Started by medic1,

    is anyone else missing the laughable posts by the walts? any memories of your fave walt? mine is none other than Sir Alex Ferguson! timeless! priceless!

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    • 7.9k views
    E29NP1546080952
  14. Dizzydee
    Started by Dizzydee,

    Another volunteering Giraffe! http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-20316851

    • 2 replies
    • 557 views
  15. cwhite90999
    Started by cwhite90999,

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    • 596 views

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