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The Locker Room

Light-hearted discussion of topics which don't really relate to police work... abandon hope all ye who enter!

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  1. For light-hearted discussion about love, life and relationships.

    • 10.6k posts
    @psychicscarlet1
    @psychicscarlet1,
  2. You can use this area to share information about teams or groups, sort out socials, share gaming tags, and generally get together with like minded forum-goers.

    • 14.7k posts
    IrishCop
    IrishCop,
  3. Where we will hold all the threads in relation to member competitions and the results.

    • 21 posts
  4. This forum is the place to participate and start new games for the whole community to participate in. The first post in each topic should explain the rules for that specific game.

    • 23.8k posts
  5. Use the forum for general advise if you are having an issues with your computer whether it is running MAC OS or Windows, Linux etc. We are sure there will be someone here to assist and give you some tips to keep them running smoothly

    • 563 posts
    Chief Rat
    Chief Rat,
  6. Looking to sell your used equipment or other unwanted items? Our "For Sale & Trade" section is the perfect place to connect with fellow members interested in buying what you no longer need. Whether it’s tools, electronics, or hobby gear, feel free to list it here! Just make sure to include an actual photo of the item in your post – no stock images or generic photos from websites allowed. This way, everyone knows exactly what they’re getting. Happy selling and trading!

    *Please note Police Community accepts no risk for the items posted by members and you enter into a agreement to purchase at your own risk*

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  1. Graham1545925480
    Started by Graham1545925480,

    Quote: "............Kate Martin, director of the Center for National Security Studies in Washington. "The danger is they're reading Americans' mail," she said. -unquote. Quote: A top Senate Intelligence Committee aide promised, "It's something we're going to look into." - unquote. A little unintended irony there, I think.

  2. ChickenSoup
    Started by ChickenSoup,

    .....you've ever done for someone?

  3. belfast-child
    Started by belfast-child,

    Just joined today and luvin it. Ive ran a few forums myself and know how hard it can be so well done all you admins/mods. Came from Belfast but moved to England in 1990 when i joined the RAF. Went on to join the Prison Service but now in my 7th year as a Polis (CID). All the Best

    • 3 replies
    • 684 views
  4. Bondgirl
    Started by Bondgirl,

    Go on, get it off your chest.. those small little things you better half does, that makes you go mental.. Men and beer...and watching football...need I say more?

    • 82 replies
    • 5.9k views
  5. Graham1545925480
    Started by Graham1545925480,

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/boxing/6277269.stm Hatton regains IBF crown in Vegas By Ben Dirs Hatton (left) shipped some solid blows against Urango Ricky Hatton recaptured his IBF light welterweight title with a gruelling points win over solid Colombian Juan Urango on his Las Vegas debut. All three judges scored the fight 119-109 to Hatton at the Paris Hotel, but that did not reflect an extremely tough night for the Manchester fighter. Hatton, 28, started brightly but had become ragged by the middle rounds as Urango's strength began to tell. But Hatton was rarely troubled and clung on down…

    • 0 replies
    • 536 views
    Graham1545925480
  6. Fingersmuldoon
    Started by Fingersmuldoon,

    Hey Brian, What gives? No Forum Awards for 2006/2007? Fingers.

  7. Graham1545925480
    Started by Graham1545925480,

    Actual excerpts from "employee performance reports" of the British Royal Navy and Royal Marine officers. "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity." "I would not allow this officer to breed." "This officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't- be." "He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction" "Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." "The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship." "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap." "When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to …

    • 0 replies
    • 579 views
    Graham1545925480
  8. Brutus
    Started by Brutus,

    So. The government are now suggesting a database or other system to pool all their knowledge on each one of us - something they promised they wouldn't do when they proposed ID cards: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6262455.stm The Inland Revenue are going to be able to find out where you went on holiday and what kind of car you drive, while your council will have access to your medical records and, if you work in the public sector, your employer can find out virtually anything they like about at the touch of a button. What with ID Cards, the NHS database, the Children's database, the proliferation of CCTV, unregulated use of ANPR, Bliar's deter…

  9. NorthernMonkey
    Started by NorthernMonkey,

    For those looking at a post-police career in the security industry... http://www.securityoracle.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=356 They're upping the licence fee - just another extra tax!!!!

    • 1 reply
    • 288 views
    Graham1545925480
  10. Truncheon1545925479
    Started by Truncheon1545925479,

    Another salesman / telemarketer revenge posts. Very funny, taken off a US radio show. How To Prank A Telemarketer 'dust the body for prints...' or even the better, the bit when he supposedly speaks to colleagues in the background instructing them to get the local police over to the marketer's address. Turn your speakers on...!

    • 1 reply
    • 382 views
  11. Fingersmuldoon
    Started by Fingersmuldoon,

    The scenario... I am taking customers out to lunch. I park my car outside the restaurant, in a line of approx 10 other cars. It is quite windy and the canopy in front of the premises is flapping about in the wind. We are sitting having our meal, looking out of the window, commenting on how windy it is, when the canopy (about 6ft x 15ft aluminium framed) detaches from the building and lands on the bonnet of my car, missing the others. There is significant damage to the bonnet and front wing. At no point was anyone told not to park in front of the premises, nor was any apparent attempt made to secure the canopy during the wind. The manager late…

  12. croberon
    Started by croberon,

    I know there was a topic for this at sometime in the past: people recommending good CDs. I was shopping before the holiday and couldn't focus on signing my receipt because of the music in the background. I asked the clerk (who had been rude to me before). She started gushing about the CD. I put it on my Amazon wish list hoping that I wouldn't regret it. The CD came yesterday. I'm totally blown away. I highly recommend: The Evolution of Robin Thicke.

    • 4 replies
    • 454 views
  13. catprincess
    Started by catprincess,

    drunk should I get tonight? OOO how my life brings me these challenges

    • 43 replies
    • 2.5k views
  14. croberon
    Started by croberon,

    Our company is taking us out next friday for a bowling afternoon. Everything paid for, incl. transport. People are complaining. It's an afternoon off. Free food (incl. beer) and for the drivers, you get dropped off at the parking lot. What's not to like?

    • 19 replies
    • 1.2k views
  15. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    Is it true what I read in the paper that the CC of North Wales wants to do away with the tme hounoured Helmet, and all his men wear Baseball Hats. How long before he has them all wearing them back to front?.

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