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In all my 32 years service in the Police I never came across Ambulance Staff, who were nothing more than totally professional, never complained about anything, except slow ambulances, not like the militant Fire Brigade. It is therefore sad to read about ambulance men who have refused to attend emergencies while on their meal breaks, several deaths have occurred due to late attendance of ambulances, and in Yorkshire two staff have just been sacked for failing to turn out to a 999 call. It's a good job Police Officer don't refuse to turn out during meal breaks, although alot in my old force are lucky if they get a break at all, they are often too busy.

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=515642196227308929&q=type%3Asports+OR+genre%3Asports I hear that the Home Office has decided that police officers are not fit enough, so they're bringing in this as their basic level test. But, then again, I might be making it up.Graham2007-02-04 21:16:10

Finally!! Practised the act of splashing out during Christmas, almost bankrupt now..lol. As I result, me and my flatmate had to spend the past week on an involuntary toast diet consisting of 2 slices for breakfast, 2 for lunch (with jam) and 2 for dinner. Delicious We are skinnier and grumpier than ever! The MET Bitch and the City Police Witch.. Pay day....pay day... Going to treat myself to a Gucci Bag! What are you going to buy?

All we seem to do is update endless lists (I do it too!) Fun I know, but not really humour. Where are the good jokes, stories etc?!

http://icsouthlondon.icnetwork.co.uk/southlondonpress/national/tm_headline=blair-attacked-over-no-10-%2Dbutler%2D%26method=full%26objectid=18470060%26siteid=106484-name_page.html Blair attacked over No 10 'butler' Jan 14 2007 The Prime Minister's lifestyle has come under renewed attack after it was revealed that 10 Downing Street has advertised for a £50,000-a-year 'butler'. He would be responsible for managing the household at Number 10, looking after VIPs, providing "world class" hospitality and supervising the cleaning of "all antiques and silverware". The revelation came as shadow Welsh secretary Chery…

A woman received an ASBO for continually singing Gary Glitter hits. I would have thought a prison sentence would have been more appropriate. BBC News item refers.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6323997.stm C4 postpones masturbation season Board members were said to be concerned about the series Broadcaster Channel 4 has postponed a series of programmes themed around masturbation. Three shows, including a documentary about a charity "masturbate-athon", have been removed from the schedule. "The programmes are not currently scheduled but will be shown in due course," said a spokesman. Channel 4 has faced strong criticism over the recent series of Celebrity Big Brother, which prompted a record number of complaints over alleged racism. Media watchdog Ofcom is investigating…

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/mid/6321827.stm New-born lambs' Rottweiler 'mum' Rottweiler Molly showing her maternal instincts with lambs Lucky and Charm. Enlarge Image They have a fearsome reputation, but one Rottweiler is proving that the breed has a softer side by helping to rear two lambs. Molly has been using her maternal instincts after lambs Lucky and Charm were born with complications on a farm. Her owner Maria Foster, 38, from Forden, near Welshpool in Powys, said Molly slept with the pair at night, and even protected them from other animals. Lucky and Charm are recovering and will be placed in a field i…

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Hello everybody, yes it's me back from the world of non computers and even less internet. I wish i could say it was down to some real exciting reason but its just that i moved house and my provider is absolutely so i went and got myself another provider, took my old provider three months to not connect me to the net. I have been watching you all online from work but its read only so i couldnt post. Glad to see all the same faces still here, pen, cat, graham,mav, the list goes on but who's this Stan Still ???? has he eaten five jays ???. Scarily it seems Brutus is in my force, just need to find a copper dressed in a toga now. Ah well bye f…

This probably belongs in Police Discussion, but it's not crucial. Do all ranks get lockers in a station or only officers below a certain rank or only those that don't get offices?

Hi All I am due to be working at Winchester HMP I have worked in many Prisons but this is my first time at this one My question is has any of you been there (I don't mean as an inmate, although I won't discriminate lol ) I just wondered if any one knew of a reasonable and nice Hotel nearby where I can stay whilst I am working there. emmapeel12007-02-02 22:04:05

TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO, HE IS THE MARICOPA COUNTY SHERIFF( ARIZONA ) AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER AGAIN. These are some of the reasons why: Sheriff Joe Arpaio created the "tent city jail" to save Arizona from spending tens of million of dollars on another expensive prison complex. He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them. He banned smoking and porno magazines in the jails, and took away their weightlifting equipment and cut off all but "G" movies. He says: "they're in jail to pay a debt to society not to build muscles so they can assault innocent people when they leave." He started chain gangs t…

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake in Canberra. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it." "Well," said the big Crock, "what have you been eating?" "Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'Croc. "Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?" "Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Parliament House." "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?" "Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg…