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What do you think of Team Building Corporate Days? This is an example exercise below. What immediately springs to my mind, reading the last line is, why are they employed then? Am I a cynic, what do you think of them? BINGO: giving and receiving positive feedback Many people (including educators and trainers) are unaccustomed to giving positive feedback. One piece of advice I have given in the Feedback section of this guide is to wait until there is a good chance that everyone in the group has something positive to say about everyone else in the group before holding a feedback session. If you are thinking that you could be waiting for ever with some of the people you …

I've just noticed a section on here dedicated to ahem 'Probabtioners'. I was recently pulled up at the nick for using that term, I was told they are now called 'Student Officers' and not to refer to them as Probationers !! MAD MAX2007-03-18 11:01:09

I just wanted to express my sympathy and heartfelt condolences to the family and friends of Sally Clark. I have just been reading about the events in her life on website (link below). I know we can not comment much but I have every sympathy for her and her family and what they must have gone through over the last decade. May she rest in peace. http://www.sallyclark.org.uk/

I am in a weird mood....I can't be @rsed to do anything! Three days off and I have turned into a lavish lazy chicken soup!!!I just won £150.00 from NSI and even that has not spured me on into action....god I hope I'm not getting depressed. Hair cut appointment this afternoon...getting it all chopped of into a nice sleek bob....to deter the nits!!! Would all you men be put off by me if I chatted abouts nits and the new nit lotion I used on my head today on a first date .... Its dead good actually its called Hedrin and its not an insecticide....just covers them in a sticky glue so they can't walk....like the green slime used in ghost busters....he he he...just picked one a…

Nice garden mate, but would have chosen a better shirt. You have bigger breasts than my wife and she is 34DD

What occupation, just defeats your mind, as in why would anyone choose to do that???? Choosing to be a dentist just boggles my mind. At what point would you think, yummy, I want to delve in rotting cavities and smelly breath all day???jigsaw2007-03-17 17:12:24

Hi guys, I'm in need of some help from you all tonight.... Can you tell me the weirdest, most imaginative ways you've used in your professional careers of staying awake on a night shift??? I worked 12 hours last night, had 2 hours sleep before having to work in my part-time job until 1600, then come back to my full-time job for another 12 hours. I can go home tomorrow at 0630... Don't let me down!!!! I'm struggling already!!!

M25 kit bag from www.police-supplies.co.uk. Only used once, too big for my needs. £19 plus p&p.

"What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled a motorist as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket. "Keep it," the cop said, "when you collect four of them..........you get a bicycle!"

This is freaking Hilarious, must try it http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

10 January 2007 Prince William's girlfriend Kate Middleton has been troubled by overwhelming interest of the media "Alone at last, Kate, Darling." http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/news/maccartoon.html?in_page_id=1831&in_date=100107

http://www.stgeorgesday.com/voting.asp Here is another petition to try - This time it is for St Georges day to be made a National Day Off. Obviously if it works for us there is no reason why it can't work as well for St Davids day, St Patricks Day and St Andrews Day

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/6439031.stm What part of PACE states we can probe dead bodies. I thought there were laws against that sort of thing or is this normal proceedure in Tyneside?? Or maybe the BBC should rephrase their headline!!

Come on guys, we're all part of the Police 'Family' (you too M&MBM), we all need to make up and be friends again. So, pull up a groove and get fabulous, martinis at the bar and the jacuzzi is set to stun. Hop on in and show your love. Mods, show some support.

Heres one thats totally not police related. In my real life I work in IT. We make use of a considerable number of Servers within our network and it is traditional to give each server a unique name based on some sort of theme. We have been through the usual loops, The Stooges, Coronation Street Character Names, Start Wars characters, Red Dwarf characters and so on. By some sort of coincidence we are now using TV cop show characters, but the more obscure the better. So over to you. I need some really obscure TV cop show character names. Starter for 10. Strange - Insp Morse's boss' name.