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I have removed this. If you wish to read it, please PM me. Thanks, M M&MBM2008-03-03 13:03:28

helppp me I have just got a nokia N95 (despite the reviews), they have sent me a new 3G sim card, but I keep getting an error message saying "sim card registration failed" why? I've looked in the helpful 389page booklet but not getting anywhere, my old sim card works in it... i'm so confused

Your Worship, M&MBM is charged with: Section 5 POA Drunkeness in a Public Place Theft Is the Magistrate ready to proceed? Butterfly2007-03-20 17:22:25

The Ballad of M&MBM Stanza I. The axis of evil is alive and well The Winged, the Whiskered, with the Great WB Have driven M&MBM into the jaws of hell Entrapped and entangled M looked at the face Of a judge enchanted by the troika’s embrace Bullying, bribes, with beatings to come On her silver anniversary M&MBM fled her home Abandoned little ones weep through the night As all 43 forces put on the blue light While the Butter, the Cat and Mr. WB Flap, purr, and display through the forums with glee Frantic the spider beats a rapid tattoo Using AOl, Virgin, BT and 02 From web to web she spreads the word Of M&MBM has anyone heard? Fled my client…

Happy Easter everyone. Let's OD on chocolate. How appalling. I ought to be metioning the religious significance of resurrection, rebirth and renewal and we've turned Easter into a chocolate fest.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/6536183.stm

http://www.policeoracle.com/news/detail.cfm?id=13117

Im not quite sure when I saw the Naval personnel being held as hosatges I thought that they didnt appear to be acting like service people. I couldnt put my finger on it and just put it down to the fact that they were doing what they needed to do to survive. Now I see that they are to be paid to sell thier story. It just dosent sit right with me. They were in paid service of this country, those that are accepting money are just lowering themselves in my opinion. What do you think. Its interesting to see that the officer isnt going to the press.

A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously. "I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act." "Well, show me," the officer demanded. So he got out the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer. Another car passed by. The driver did a double take, and said, "My God. I've got to give up drinking! Look at the test they're giving now."

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

Florida Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. It is illegal to skateboard without a licence. You may not release gas (fart) in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. It is considered an offence to shower naked. You are not allowed to break more than three dis…

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