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The Locker Room

Light-hearted discussion of topics which don't really relate to police work... abandon hope all ye who enter!

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  1. For light-hearted discussion about love, life and relationships.

    • 10.6k posts
    @psychicscarlet1
    @psychicscarlet1,
  2. You can use this area to share information about teams or groups, sort out socials, share gaming tags, and generally get together with like minded forum-goers.

    • 14.7k posts
    IrishCop
    IrishCop,
  3. Where we will hold all the threads in relation to member competitions and the results.

    • 21 posts
  4. This forum is the place to participate and start new games for the whole community to participate in. The first post in each topic should explain the rules for that specific game.

    • 23.8k posts
  5. Use the forum for general advise if you are having an issues with your computer whether it is running MAC OS or Windows, Linux etc. We are sure there will be someone here to assist and give you some tips to keep them running smoothly

    • 563 posts
    Chief Rat
    Chief Rat,
  6. Looking to sell your used equipment or other unwanted items? Our "For Sale & Trade" section is the perfect place to connect with fellow members interested in buying what you no longer need. Whether it’s tools, electronics, or hobby gear, feel free to list it here! Just make sure to include an actual photo of the item in your post – no stock images or generic photos from websites allowed. This way, everyone knows exactly what they’re getting. Happy selling and trading!

    *Please note Police Community accepts no risk for the items posted by members and you enter into a agreement to purchase at your own risk*

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  1. M&MBM
    Started by M&MBM,

    http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=24454

    • 10 replies
    • 938 views
  2. Backlash
    Started by Backlash,

    I can see this sweeping the UK. I may try it instead of my usual cycle this morning !! http://extremeskipping.com/

    • 11 replies
    • 949 views
  3. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    A respected research outfit has stated that just one puff from a cannabis fag can increase the likelihood of mental illness by 40%. Does that mean that this country is being run by metally ill people as half the Cabinet have admitted smoking the pot.

    • 5 replies
    • 723 views
  4. ChickenSoup
    Started by ChickenSoup,

    I pretended today I was making mad passionate love to my boss.....whilst he was talking to me.....in a very serious way......do u think he could tell what I was thinking.....I looked dead serious mind..... I love pretending......I get to have orgasms with lots of different people and they don't even know it....yeppeeee Oh I sound like such a slut saying all that oh welll......he he he

    • 33 replies
    • 1.5k views
  5. creasy
    Started by creasy,

    sewing mailbags? making number plates? poppies? all very worthy...but why not have fun too..... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6917318.stm quality...

    • 4 replies
    • 603 views
    ex-job-ex-pat
  6. Backlash
    Started by Backlash,

    I have spent 4 hours this morning assembling a swinging garden chair that my wife informed me was arriving via parcel force as she exited the front door to go to work this morning. Thirty minutes later it arrived. Right I thought, tool box out, lets crack on and get this job knocked off as quickly as possible. I open the box, and can only think that somehow the plans for the space shuttle had been put into the box by mistake!!! To make matters worse, it must have been an oriental space shuttle because the assembly instructions were in Chinese!!! To top this off, there was one huge bag full of a mixture of bolts, nuts, washers, clips and screws of various sizes, none of w…

  7. G*N*D
    Started by G*N*D,

    Whilst Gloucester is under water and our drinking water has been cut off. All of which you can see in pictures. This quote almost makes it worth it; "Police confirmed that HMP Gloucester which is situated near the docks, would not be evacuated in the event of flooding." Does that mean they're just going to let them drown in the event of flooding then? If so, we have an instant empty prison for all the that are thieving & looting empty homes & cars, a couple of hundred less oxygen thieves & an instant boon to the undertaker business. Not to mention 'death by natural causes/act of God' so no nasty murders etc. Everyones a winner! Girl*Next*Door2…

  8. Backlash
    Started by Backlash,

    This is serious stuff !!! http://www.cowabduction.com/

  9. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    Tony Blairs leaving do, the junket around the world saying good-bye to people, cost the British Taxpayers 1.6 million pound. That would have paid for quite a few extra Police Officers or Nurses, but when it is'nt your money, does it matter, obviously not to Teflon. He should be made to pay it all back, he could have sent an en block e-mail to all his mates and saved the country a fortune. I don't suppose Mrs Blair made a donation towards it.

    • 0 replies
    • 349 views
  10. Penbwlch
    Started by Penbwlch,

    The design for the new Liverpool FC stadium has been released. All I can say is wow. I really like it. I just hope that my favourite team's new stadium is designed to a similar standard.

    • 9 replies
    • 474 views
    Traffic Rat +
  11. 52TP
    Started by 52TP,

    Down in Surrey is a place called Headley Court. Its a sort of Goring for squaddies and is very busy right now as you may imagine. Service charitys are trying to buy a large local house in Grays Lane Ashtead to house families on short term visits to see their injured loved ones. Local NIMBYs have raised 80 odd letters to complain Mainly because it will attract Ghastly terrorists apparently The local council are set to deny planning permission on wednesday Needless to say the squaddie website ARRSE (the people who overturned the FCO's decison to keep PUN VC out of the country) has gone balisitc and is fighting a rear guard action that makes ZULU look like an eistedf…

    • 0 replies
    • 1.2k views
  12. Security Oracle
    Started by Security Oracle,

    Dear All, If you have a burning question regarding any facets of the security industry please feel free to ask our panel. Security Oracle Experts Panel

    • 1 reply
    • 361 views
    Security Oracle
  13. lancashirelas
    Started by lancashirelas,

    my mothers died and i carnt find her will her new husband says theres not one hes now gone of with my inheritanc can he do this thanks ll lancashirelass2007-07-24 01:10:02

  14. Graham1545925480
    Started by Graham1545925480,

    The only known occasion Garry Glitter passed on a date.

    • 5 replies
    • 389 views
  15. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    George W Bush has been into hospital for a colonoscopy, there is a strong rumour that the only thing they found up his colon, was Tony Blair.

    • 9 replies
    • 632 views

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