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The Locker Room

Light-hearted discussion of topics which don't really relate to police work... abandon hope all ye who enter!

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  1. For light-hearted discussion about love, life and relationships.

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  2. You can use this area to share information about teams or groups, sort out socials, share gaming tags, and generally get together with like minded forum-goers.

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    IrishCop
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  3. Where we will hold all the threads in relation to member competitions and the results.

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    Chief Rat
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  1. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    I wish everybody on the Forum a Very Happy Christmas, and a Very Happy New Year. If you are one of the unlucky ones who have to work over the Christmas period I hope you have a quiet time. regards, Maverick22.

  2. ChickenSoup
    Started by ChickenSoup,

    Dunno if I spelt that right....crap at spelling... anyway had to get out of the house today.....so went to hoylake on the wirral for a little walk next to the sea...... and OMG there are loads of windmills in the sea!!! It looks a but scary actually.....was just wondering if people can own one of them and sell the electricity back....hear that idea a lot.....and now seen them.....anyone on this forum own a windmill in the sea, cos the chick wants one?????!!!!!

    • 3 replies
    • 557 views
  3. Graham1545925480
    Started by Graham1545925480,

    A majority of MP's in all three UK parliaments are in favour of a new public holiday for the UK. When should we have it & what do you think it should be called?

    • 6 replies
    • 367 views
  4. Uncle Vanya
    Started by Uncle Vanya,

    A Hearty 'Hi Ho Silver, Away Me Hearties' Pa McBroone - "Lang May yer Lum Reek" But fer Gawds sake get it swept afore all yer Numpties Dump all o'er Yerself!! Message from the Oricle that lives at the bottom of ma Garden ---- "Pa McJob McBean McBroone, are Ye no better than Yer ex-stable Mate Ex-President Tony B'Liar. Ye are part of 'Team NU Labour Morons', so after 10 years of undadutelrated 'Bull-droppings', why are Ye selling us all doon the river? Should anyone beleive what Ye say are facts. Yes they are 'Facts' according to Yer NU Labour "Double Think Crap Speak' as we sink into the "One Size Fits All" dream of Emporer B'Liar and his Pseudo-Stali…

  5. M&MBM
    Started by M&MBM,

    Despite doing part of my history O level on the growth of parliament,. I'm a really politically naive person. I vaguely know you have to pay a deposit and lose that if you don't get enough votes, but I don't know much else. How do you stand for parliament? I tried googling but didn't find anything useful. Do you have to stand for the coonstituency in which you live (that ought to be the case... as you're supposed to be serving the people.) Just wondering.

    • 13 replies
    • 809 views
  6. ChickenSoup
    Started by ChickenSoup,

    ....that distance between a persons nose and top lip is different? I was just wondering that....cos I fancy two different blokes I work with at the moment.....and they have different distances

    • 47 replies
    • 2.9k views
  7. Graham1545925480
    Started by Graham1545925480,

    Click What do think of what he said in the clip? Do you think there's any truth in it?Graham2007-12-27 02:05:25

    • 3 replies
    • 357 views
  8. Huddro
    Started by Huddro,

    Just wanted to wish everyone a very MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR. Hope you all have a good one.

    • 4 replies
    • 993 views
  9. M&MBM
    Started by M&MBM,

    Snigger take a look here

    • 26 replies
    • 1.7k views
    Graham1545925480
  10. sgtpepperband
    Started by sgtpepperband,

    Things can't be THAT bad, surely?! http://glumbert.com/media/baddayoffice

    • 6 replies
    • 365 views
  11. Traffic Rat
    Started by Traffic Rat +,

    OUCH !!! But WHY ???? Another run of the mill call for Trumpton ... I think Not !!! Least they didn't cock it up !! Tunes he could listen to whilst recovering 1. Ring My Bell.

    • 2 replies
    • 845 views
    Graham1545925480
  12. careerlid
    Started by careerlid,

    Thought i'd start a 'Merry Xmas and all that' thread. Hope you all have a good one and for those of you on duty, hope it's q.. for you. Cheers 'Lid

    Graham1545925480
  13. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    Teflon Tony Blair has today confirmed that he is a religious freak, by joining the Roman Catholic Church. He said he was afraid to show his true belief in God when he was PM, because he was worried people would think him a freak. He used to take a copy of the Bible with him where ever he went, and always read it just after Cherie had tucked him up in bed, or Alistair Campbell, which ever the case may be. He states that he could not have done his job as PM without his deep religious beliefs, which helped him through troubled times, didn' t do him much good all the same. I always thought religion didn't believe in WAR, but it didn't stop Teflon taking us into Kosovo, Afgh…

  14. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    What a bloody cheek. The Brazilian Government have sent a strongly worded note to the British gvernment, stating their UNHAPPINESS in the fact that no Senior Officer from the Met is facing prosecution over the death of Jon Charles De Menezes. Thats a bit rich coming from a country where it's police shoot people almost for 'target practice', with no inquiry or inquest into any death whatsoever. When people in Brazil try to find out what happened to their relatives they get no where, and are then hounded by the police if they persist. If I was a Foreign Office offical I would tell the Brazilian Governement to put their house in order before criticising ours, or to pi$$ o…

  15. sgtpepperband
    Started by sgtpepperband,

    Apologies of this has been posted elsewhere; posted on one of my other fora by an ex-Serviceman who became a copper: ============== FASCINATION STAGE Years 1 - 4 For most officers, this is their first time outside of the middle class bubble. They have never seen a dead body, never seen life threatening injuries, never dealt with a family disturbance, never witnessed the sh*t some people call "home life", and never really understood the phrase "Man's Inhumanity To Man" until now. Everything is new to them. You can identify them by the amount of fancy new equipment they carry. A ten billion candlelight power torch, pens that write in the rain, a ballistic vest…

    • 0 replies
    • 252 views

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