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Hello there I was wondering if anyone had any info on any police fishing lakes in the south east . Im a keen carp fisherman any info would be apreciated thank you Andy

Our 4th Season in xperteleven football has just finished with Robbos Wonders picking up the title for the 4th season running. Essex Tractors collected the Championship title and both teams shared the 2 cup competitions. Now is the time to come and join in the fun ready for season 5 which will start 15th December 2007. Need to register by 0900 12th December 2007 The League is fictional and just for fun. It is totally free but can bring lots of excitment and rivalry from other managers across the country. The more people that join the better the competition. Come and give us a go. We are A friendly private league and would welcome you to come and join us. Log onto …

Having not much to do at 5.25 this morning.......i was listening to Talksport radio station......someone who we will not mention came on the radio....{he drives a coach} and advertised this site.....the comments of this person was to help out a request from another caller....they wanted to get the wife into a police car..in order for her to learn about the hazards of speeding......

As I was driving to work this morning I was unfortunately involved in a car crash. Appraoching a stop sign, I didn't and crashed into a car that did. The driver got out, and to my horror I saw that he was a dwarf, he approached me and with a snarl said "I'm not happy!" so I said "well which one are you then?"

I was at the cashpoint this morning, behind a blind bloke with only one leg, he said to me "can you help me check my balance" so I pushed him over.

Go on..what's your top 5 this year?

In 1983, I was in a sandwich shop in Enfield (north London). A young man barged into me on his way into the shop. I rounded on him & said: "Oy. Look out, mate. There was no need for that." He turned sideways to me - deciding to have his 'Big Boy' moment - and put out his right arm, with his palm at my face level & said: "Talk to the hand, coz the face aint listening." I said: "I'd rather not talk to your sexual partner, if you don't mind." After a second's thought, he went bright red & scurried out of the shop. Myself & the other customers laughed our little cotton socks off! Has anyone else had anything similar happen to them?

A 22 year old South Shields man, Stephen Heslop, held up a Taxi driver at knife point and stole his taxi. Moments later it crashed through a fence at a cliff top, and plunged 120 feet onto the beach below. Heslop was killed. The police say they are unsure at the moment if it was a deliberate act, or he just lost control of the vehicle.

I cant find an online link at the moment, but I read in one of the Sunday Rags today that ex Kray "enforcer" and bare knuckle champion has been the victim of a fraud, and that a female has been arrested, charged and remanded in respect of this.... I have a question....does that make him a grass? You know the one thing the old school "gentlemen" of crime would never do, honour amongst theives, the code, etc etc. The very same thing Shaw and his ilk has possibly dished out countless beatings in punishment for speaking with the "old bill"? Or am I going mad?

How stupid do you have to be? Not to mention sad.

....has anyone seen the stralings/birds/bats ...dunno what they are....swarm in the sky....I often see them just before dusk. Anyone know whaat they are exactly???? It was dead creepy last night......it was like they were taking over the whole sky!!!!

Hello Everyone, Im new to the site. Im all booked and ready to attend the Metropolitan event this January with the intention of couse to join up! Im really excited about the prospects and what I hope will be a challenging and rewarding career! But first, I got the long selection process to go though.. so fingers crossed! Not sure how long the process will take etc.. but im looking forward to each stage (not to many nerves at the moment anyway im sure they will come)! Ive been looking around this site and there is some great advice being offered, if anyone has anymore throw it my way pleeeease! Cheers Lou

A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off. More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!" After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust: …