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Don't know aboutyou, evicting trouble families is not the way forward. We'll end up with all off these families living in a state funded GHETTO!!! BUT WHERE? I say, we need to bring back national service. This will teach these young kids discipline. Because, the law says that as parents, we can't discipline our children, or we'll get arested - for child abuse. The government has gone too far, with being a nanny state - they don't know what else to do

If anyone can read Spanish, I'd appreciate a translated summary of this court judgment from Barcelona: http://www.webpersonal.net/addan/sentencia2007.pdf Thanks Brutus

An area to discuss appropriate treatment for those suffering from Shootist Syndrome...M.... For further please referr to the below http://www.policeoracle.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=8774 For starters, I am sure that one of the best possible treatments for such matters would be immersion therapy... M I think you need to search and read EVERY THREAD Shootist has written on and either counter argue or become completely sycophantic towards him...........

And the 15,000 member is?,18 away, please count down.

Hi everyone. I'm selling an excellent Nitepalm Pc-8 power torch. It's brand new still in the box and includes: Batteries, leather carry pouch and leather airwave pouch that can be attached to any stab vest click mount. To buy all this new would be £50. I'm selling it for £35 inc p&p. It's a very reliable piece of kit which is water resistant and has a long battery life. Here's more info on it: http://www.polimil.co.uk/acatalog/Nite_.html If you have any questions? Then don't hesitate to contact me. Dave. (please note that this model has green, not blue flashing lights)

A man is in bed with his lovely new girlfriend and they have a wonderful session of love making for over 45 minutes. Then whilst basking in the afterglow the girlfriend is constantly playing with the mans private parts. After a while the man says this is lovely darling but I am starting to get a little bit sore. The girlfriend says " Oh please don't make me stop I miss mine ever so much!".

A teenager was stunned to find that a baby bat had been curled up inside her bra for five hours - as she was wearing it. Hotel receptionist Abbie Hawkins thought her mobile phone was ringing when she felt vibrations, reports the Daily Telegraph. But she later discovered the tiny creature tucked away in the padded pocket of her underwear. As staff and colleagues crowded around, Miss Hawkins, 19, produced the frightened bat, which her manager later released outside. She said: "Once I realised it was a bat I was shocked, but then I felt quite sorry for it really. It looked very snug in there and I thought how mean I was for disturbing it." Miss Hawkins, who works at the…

THIS is a full copy of Jim Davidson's letter to the Home Secretary... Dear Home Secretary, I have never before been driven to write an open letter to a Home Secretary. Usually I air my frustrations on stage. I tell people how badly our country is being managed, we all have a good laugh and think to ourselves, ‘surely someone will do something about it, surely the politicians will put it right'. Well? Great Britain is becoming a dangerous place to live. People feel unsafe to walk the streetsletter in...in daylight! How many more people have to lose their life before you get off your backside and do something Home Secretary? I, like many people, have left the UK …

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Woo I made the local papers this week. Although they haven't been published yet. But I have attached a link to one article, but I'm not mentioned by name in it yet. However I had to give a statement to our press officer today as it's getting more coverage I'm excited, sorry for being sad and wasting a thread! http://www.thecomet.net/content/comet/news...3A46%3A28%3A080

I wondered how long it would be before someone thought of blaming the police for the fatal which killed six youngsters near melton Mowbery. Apparently one of the six had his car confiscated by the Police for either no insurance, or dangerous condition, so they all had to pile into one vehicle. The father of one has blamed the police for not giving some of them a lift home. He didn't managed to say anything about the idiot driving the car who drove into the front of the artic. Lets blame the police, makes them feel better.

Everyone else has a real life, I take it? I'm bored. Plenty to do but no inclination to do it.

Hi, apologies if this is posted in the wrong place. I have a couple of questions and after some googling, figured you guys would probably be the best to help (seeming as the met don't answer their phones). I am almost 19, have applied to be a police officer in the met but was turned down (didn't score highly enough in the competency based part but was told my age and life expierience could play a part in my failure). After a lot of thinking i am pretty sure i wan't to join the police. My question's are: Should i attempt to join as a pcso where i live in cambridge, work damn hard for a couple of years and then re-apply when i feel i have more expierience. Or, go to …

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Below is a link to youtube. Now it's not a police video I must be honest, but I find it hysterically funny and I hope the humour of it can be appreciated! I don't know what is funnier, the way the model falls or the presenters laughing! Presenters laughing at falling Model LINK