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http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/mailonsunday/article-1038884/Im-ex-Marine-whos-lived-50-years-I-pay-750-prove-Im-British.html it's time someone sorted out these petty Jobsworths who work for HMG, this man has served his country in may ways and should not be subjected to this type of humiliation by a few Jobsworth's.

A choir made up of police officers and civilian staff from Herefordshire has been knocked out in a national BBC One television competition. Hereford Police Male Choir had secured a place in heat two of Last Choir Standing but was knocked out by judges on Sunday's show. Judge Suzi Digby said it had been "an excruciatingly difficult decision" to send the choir home. The 50-strong group has an average age of 67 and includes retired staff. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/herefor...rcs/7528227.stm See HATO would have still been there, they sing for their supper every night.

Number 10 - Callers who rang 999 asking for the number of Crimestoppers so they can report minor crimes. Number 9 - A woman who dialled police because she was walking home alone after a night out and fancied a chat. Number 8 - A caller who rang to say 'I can't get a taxi home and I've got no credit. Can you phone one for me or give me a lift?' Number 7 - A woman who said she had no money and wanted police to give her a lift home. Number 6 - A call from a man ringing for advice after his wife mistakenly got on the wrong bus while out shopping and ended up in Romford. Number 5 - A person who dialled 999 to ask what time a fireworks display was taking place Number 4 …

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Just how much does it take,,, good job it was not shooting back, thats all I can say....

Found this on my travels and thought I'd share it with you ex RMP/service personnel. Enjoy, it made me chuckle WHAT IS A MILITARY POLICEMAN ? Somewhere between the innocence of a recruit and a Provost Marshal, we find a creature officially known as a Military Policeman. This species comes in all shapes and sizes but all the same creed, to annoy and harass as many as possible and to inundate with 252’s anyone who passes within a 3 mile radius of the Military Police Station. Military Policemen are found everywhere, on top of, underneath, inside of, climbing on, swinging from, lying beside, or jumping on practically everything and anything. They are always around…

Hi to those who is starting with the Met on September 8th. I have created a new group in Facebook. This group is designed for new students to get to know each other, and also to see what we all look like. Hopefully this will be the ice breaker for our first day in Hendon! Group is call, MET POLICE - September 8th 2008 Start Date.

This is a public toilet in Houston : Now that you've seen the outside view, take a look at the inside view.. It's made entirely of one-way glass! No one can see you from the outside, but when you are inside it's like sitting in a clear glass box! Now would you... COULD YOU... use it?!

Just for fun. 1. Boomtown Rats - I dont like mondays 2. Final Countdown - Europe 3. Mr Blue Sky - ELO Edited coz I cant spell,, hehehe

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7489129.stm I dont know what these people are on but I tell you something, in 4 short years time when my 2 bundles of hi viz play doh are starting school, I will not have them being taught about mummy and daddy doing the horizontal nasty dance, when they should be learning ABC and times table and what the capital of Europe is.... Anyone who could think this is acceptable is wrong, so wrong.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1038301/Painter-given-30-fine-smoking-work--van.html this country really is going to the dogs, the local Jobsworth strikes again. I hope he wins the appeal he should be allowed to do what he likes once he has finished work.

Hi ya everyone!! I am new to this forum stuff and looking for some advise. I passed my fitness test for essex in january, I have my medical in september and i was hoping that someone might have a insight on how long the vetting process takes. Also what will the chances be of me starting before christmas. Any response would be most grateful. Look forward to hearing from someone soon.

Has anyone tried this stuff, and what does it taste like?

I'm looking for a clip / holder for my airwaves radio to attach to my high vis jacket. For some reason, my high vis jacket is supplied without a clip (the summer high vis has one). I hate having my radio underneath my high vis jacket - I want it very easily accessible! I've look at the sponsor www.patrolstore.com but the only clips for airwaves is to attach to a belt. Does anyone know anywhere that I may purchase one please? Thanks Tim