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http://www.policeoracle.com/news/Guilty-In-Shia-Religious-Ceremony_17121.html No wonder there are alot of people who have no time for Muslim Traditions.

Click Caught napping on a suburban sofa, this fox has clearly made itself at home. In fact the animal was so relaxed it had trouble waking up when Ian Young, whose sofa it had commandeered, took its photograph using a flash. The animal was only persuaded to give up its comfortable spot after being prodded firmly with a rolled-up newspaper. Enlarge Any ideas as to what newspaper was used? It wouldn't have been the Daily Express - the fox doesn't look the least bit like Diana, Pricess of Wales.

Darling, take your hand out of my underpants someone might see you.

All RPD chaps out there. Take a look at our Traffic lapel pins. We are a non-profit organisation with proceeds from all sales going to nominated Charities. If you are a frequent viewer of the BBC Traffic Cops, all those rat lapel pins you see on the officers stab vests are produced by us!.

Click The head of the NHS rationing watchdog has said he is 'genuinely sorry' for a delay in approving a new treatment for blindness. But campaigners said Andrew Dillon's comments would be of little consolation to the thousands of Britons who have lost their sight in the two years it took NICE to make its final decision..... Even with this government's track record, this is horrendous! Graham2008-08-28 17:18:52

Unlikely Lines From The Final ‘Harry Potter’ Book: And at last after many many years ... JK Rowling finally smiled. And so he looked back on his journey - the orphan boy raised by an uncaring uncle who didn’t tell him of his parent’s importance, befriended by a kindly old mentor who taught him the ancient mystical ways and set him on the path to his destiny – Luke was now a Jedi ... err, I mean Harry was now a wizard. ...and so, as Harry’s story ended the British film industry died. And so Harry graduated from Hogwarts with straight A’s but found that there wasn’t much work out there for his qualifications ... leading to Harry Potter and The Big Mac Meal. Desp…

Watch this fella dance, he's better at it than me!! Strike a pose!!

I have had cause to ask Admin about PM receiving limits as one member appears to have space in their Inbox although others are getting a " person has exceeded the maximum number of Private Messages they are allowed to receive" message when trying to post to this member. The answer I have received is that they are having a difficult time finding any setting for this and have suggested that they could try deleting all PM messages more than 6 months old. This, of course, would have implications for those who store their PMs without backing them up somewhere. So; what should my reply to Admin be?

Not my work, something i saw on another forum. However, it does show some of the weird points of confusion that can arise using English. 1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furniture. 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10. I did not object to the object. 11. The insurance …

Like the topic title says.......What is your greatest achievement in life?(apart from joining the police force)

Finally i have a baby!!! wife was stuck in labour for 3 days and had a real bad time, but Phoebe and the wife are doing well now! thought i would tell everyone lol

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/7578252.stm Why do they need to parade through the town to show they are Gay, can they not just be happy knowing they are without broadcasting it all over the place. What would happen if someone was to organise a hetrosexual parade, some diversity troll would be up in arms shouting discrimination.

Don't know if anyone knows the answer to this boring question, however I have just been watching CSI New York. The detective in this heads to Chicago for one reason or another. Whilst there he is told by another detective "In this city your badge means nothing, you are just a civilian in this city". So what I am trying to ask in a very long winded way, is: Do the police in the US have powers from state to state like in England (County to County)? Boring I know.

Sorry if you guys have seen these! Post some if you have any! I need a laugh!

Not sure what is more impressive,, The end resultant position of Veh 1 or the Sgts waist line,,,, hehehe