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In response to a very rude joke on the Best Joke Ever thread, which, I'm afraid, needed some work doing to asterisk the vulgar words, we've decided that the content, even so, is a bit close to the knuckle, so have started this thread for such jokes. If you are under 18 or likely to be offended, please do not read on.. M&MBM2009-01-16 19:06:40

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I was wandering through the channels on Sky tv, came across far more shopping channels then i ever remembered. They all seem to be selling more or less the same thing. Abdominal equipment, in order to lose weight. The women they try this on, are usually well over weight, and within 2 minutes they are stick insects. Jewellery, like which i have never seen before, strange looking stones, multi coloured, god alone only knows where these strange objects come from, i have never seen them in shops. And of course anything that cleans, electrical equipment, and cleaning sprays like clit bang, powders that you pour on carpet, and magically cleans them up. So my question is, …

Stan Lee, the creator of Spider-man, is planning to unleash the world's first homosexual superhero in a new television programme. Lee has reportedly created a character called Thom Creed, a high-school basketball player who is forced to hide his sexuality as well as his superpowers. It is not known what kind of powers Creed will display. What powers do you think a gay super hero should possess ??

sitting in court giving some moral support to a mate, a serving officer, charged with a couple of common assault offences and witness intimidation in a domestic violence. The case is ongoing, so I can't say too much, but Christ, what a stitch up. In spite of the fairly minor level of offence, special arrangements have been made for the complainants, shielded witness box, etc. Endless offers from the bench of glasses of water and breaks till the complainants recover from the fits of tears they descended into whenever they were asked a question they hadn't practiced the answer for. CPS had lost the file, and took two hours to find it, and then they only found h…

On a lighter note............. Do you remember your first love ? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lbyDQm11qUw&feature=relatedMac 662009-01-13 12:58:27

You are ALL invited to .... Dear all Just a reminder that our next CAP meeting will be held on Wednesday 14th January 2009 at Adams House, Guinness Trust Estate N16 at 1830 hours. On behalf of the Lordship Team we wish you a very Happy and Safe 2009. LORDSHIP Safer Neighbourhood Team Hackney Borough Police Phone: 0208 721 xxxx Met Phone: X 53117 Fax: 53190 E-mail: Mail: Stoke Newington Police Station 33 Stoke Newington High Street Stoke Newington London N16 8DS

Good luck to anyone doing their A2 or AS exams this week or next! Had my sources of Law exam yesterday and my 3 hour business one today... got 2 hours of Government & Politics to look forward to next Monday!

Hi folks, I have no use for the above phone, so im putting it on here, consider it up for grabs! I believe it is locked to 02, there is a SIM with it. I have not opened the box. It is brand new. See the spec here: http://www.sonyericsson.com/cws/products/m.../overview/t280i 35 pounds and it's all yours. Paypal only! Cheers

Anyone hear about Kate Winslett on the awards thing the other day? She's an actress, and behaved in that absurdly over-emotional way as part of an amazing stunt... surely?? And what a stunt- you'd really believe she'd just solved the Middle East crisis or found a cure for cancer or something. Brilliant acting... I wish I had talent like that- it'd help me pass my AC with flying colours

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American Woman Auctins Virginity For £2.5m. "Natalie Dylan obviously values her virginity so highly, that not even £2.5m is good enough as she prepares to auction off her chastity for millions of pounds. The 22-year-old student from California is being chased by a record 10,000 besotted men all keen to spend a massive sum for one night of passion. When the chastity sale was first reported in September by US radio shock jock Howard Stern, Natalie had received bids up to £162,000 - but since then interest in her has rocketed. 'I am shocked by how far this has gone,' Natalie said. 'I didn't expect so many people to bid for me, or for the amounts to be so high…

Following on from another thread It crossed my mind whether those who seem to shout the loudest about being PC may in fact be guilty of harbouring extreme un-PC thoughts themselves? After all , things said or done innocently that would'nt even enter most of our heads are picked up with lightening speed by those claiming to be PC and jumped upon. Maybe their outward projection of outrage is that of a guilty conscious inside ?

hello im looking for a hardened case for my glasses that has a clip on the back so that i can clip it to my stabbie rather than belt. however i can find one on sale anywhere! have i found a niche in the market or does anyone know where i can get one?! thanks

A little light appetiser perhaps!! Texas death row inmate tears out his own eye and EATS it Even fictional serial killer and cannibal Hannibal Lecter stopped short of eating himself. But a twisted killer - on death row in America for killing his wife, son and infant stepdaughter - has torn his eyeball out with his fingers and then eaten it. The gruesome stunt by inmate Andre Thomas, in a Texas prison, means he is now blind after he gouged out his other eye several years ago, the state's department of criminal justice said on Friday. 'We don't know how it happened,' said Jason Clark, a spokesman for the department. 'There are no indications tha…