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The Locker Room

Light-hearted discussion of topics which don't really relate to police work... abandon hope all ye who enter!

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  1. For light-hearted discussion about love, life and relationships.

    • 10.6k posts
    @psychicscarlet1
    @psychicscarlet1,
  2. You can use this area to share information about teams or groups, sort out socials, share gaming tags, and generally get together with like minded forum-goers.

    • 14.7k posts
    IrishCop
    IrishCop,
  3. Where we will hold all the threads in relation to member competitions and the results.

    • 21 posts
  4. This forum is the place to participate and start new games for the whole community to participate in. The first post in each topic should explain the rules for that specific game.

    • 23.8k posts
  5. Use the forum for general advise if you are having an issues with your computer whether it is running MAC OS or Windows, Linux etc. We are sure there will be someone here to assist and give you some tips to keep them running smoothly

    • 563 posts
    Chief Rat
    Chief Rat,
  6. Looking to sell your used equipment or other unwanted items? Our "For Sale & Trade" section is the perfect place to connect with fellow members interested in buying what you no longer need. Whether it’s tools, electronics, or hobby gear, feel free to list it here! Just make sure to include an actual photo of the item in your post – no stock images or generic photos from websites allowed. This way, everyone knows exactly what they’re getting. Happy selling and trading!

    *Please note Police Community accepts no risk for the items posted by members and you enter into a agreement to purchase at your own risk*

    • 1 post
  1. M&MBM
    Started by M&MBM,

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7832652.stm "the real problem is that people haven't patched their software. If people do patch their software, they should have little to worry about"

  2. Bart
    Started by Bart,

    I Couldn't believe it, check this out. This website is amazing. They actually have photographs of almost every School in the World. Unless you went to School when camera's weren't invented, you will find a photo of yourself or at least your classmates. Click on the link below or type it into your search line. You have to enter the name of your school and Year that you were there. www.worldschoolphotographs.com

    • 18 replies
    • 1.9k views
  3. Batman2736
    Started by Batman2736,

    For those who like to take advantage of cheap Trans-Atlantic air fare sales...you had better ensure that you get your ESTA (Electronic System Travel Authorisation), clearance at least 72 hours before you travel. It is free and you can apply on line. As of tomorrow, January 12 2009, the rules change. See the below link for details. http://www.visitusa.org.uk/visitors/esta.aspx Batman27362009-01-11 15:09:35

  4. bogdan39
    Started by bogdan39,

    If you have sensitive eyes, do not stare at this . Can you see how many black spots on this grid? Scroll down to see grid. ................................................................... ...................................................................

    • 27 replies
    • 2.5k views
  5. bogdan39
    Started by bogdan39,

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/discussions/posts/...63~-150196.page GIRL SELLS HER VIRGINITY ONLINE FOR £2.6 MILLION - PROSTITUTION OR JUST AN HONEST AUCTION? Anyone here willing to loan me a bit of cash? :lol:

  6. CalvinK
    Started by CalvinK,

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7805039.stm "He" tells you he is a coach pointer... Kenworthy?

  7. Ron Barker
    Started by Ron Barker,

    A frail pensioner died of a heart attack after being driven to a cash machine by a bailiff who had ordered him to pay an overdue speeding fine….. mail on line <?:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

  8. recccon
    Started by recccon,

    How is everyone, i registered a bit ago and can't recall if i introduced myself. i used to live in Harrow, but reside in the states now as an Officer

    • 3 replies
    • 729 views
  9. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/4268675/New-York-plane-crash-Pilot-hailed-as-hero-as-all-155-on-board-safe.html Landing on water is in the 'lap of the Gods', but well done Captain. No doubt the US Press will have had him skimming around the Empire State building, around the UN Building, under three bridges etc etc, they love to exaggerate everything, bit like our press.

    • 7 replies
    • 733 views
  10. Shootist
    Started by Shootist,

    Two pieces of good news actually. In reverse order, the first is that I purchased a breadmaking machine today. Regardless of those who may berate me for using a machine, and thus failing to comply with all the masochistic dough pounding and yeast breweing a true homemaker would willing endure, that's what I decided to buy. And, folks, it works!! First go on quick bake, and an almost perfect loaf was duly produced in 1hr and 55 minures. Flavour was just the slightest bit yeasty, but it was pretty good. For those interested, it's a Panasonic, of which brand I hear people speak well, in spite of it's higher cost. Well chuffed. Now for the biggie. For many …

  11. NatNat29
    Started by NatNat29,

    I am a resourcer and when we receive details its apparent the call taker is somewhat flustered and can make typo's and spelling mistakes... I have a couple or corkers that keep me laughing but the latest was a firearms job i was dispatching. The call taker marked up that a male with a gun was shooting at peasants instead of phesants lol ! Also when asking a call taker for more deatils on a desc of a shoplifter from the co-op the call taker typed on the record. "the co - op is s**t" verbatim - I think they ment the co - op is shut lol

    • 22 replies
    • 823 views
  12. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    http://www.policeoracle.com/news/New-ACC-For-North-Yorkshire_18230.html These people always make me laugh, they come out with all this Bullsh$t about, how I love working for the people of Yorkshire, etc etc etc. Why don't they just tell the truth, ''I'm one rung further up the greasy pole, with lots more dosh''. I couldn't care a Monkeys ..... where I work as long as I get the job.

    • 7 replies
    • 439 views
  13. NeeNaw1545925537
    Started by NeeNaw1545925537,

    Contender for the stupidest man alive that is not legally mentally handicapped. (not to mention...what's a postman doing with £130,000!) Link

  14. NeeNaw1545925537
    Started by NeeNaw1545925537,

    No of course not, just good humour. Youtube.

    • 1 reply
    • 503 views
  15. Brutus
    Started by Brutus,

    I was in hospital just before Christmas with a suspected kidney stone. I had severe pain in my right flank and blood in my urine. I was given an ultrasound of my kidney area two days later, but that showed nothing and, by that time, the pain had moved to my lower abdomen (and had become far less severe). Further tests showed there was still blood in my urine so, just before New Year, I was sent for a CT scan as an out-patient. The Urology Department got my CT result last week but refused to tell me what it showed on the phone. Instead, they sent me an appointment for a "flexible cystoscopy" (a bendy tube containing a camera shoved down a urethra to look into the …

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