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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1123704/Scotland-Yard-chief-quits-80-000-pension--120-000-job-quango.html Does anyone happen to know where this Gravy Train stops, so that I can get on it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/7318821.stm This hardly bears thinking about. Yet we should think about it and learn from it.

Kenworthy is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?". "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied. The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?" The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them." :smiley_vomit: :smiley_vomit:…

Flikr Photos As I was landing back in JFK, I said to myself, what a f'ing DUMP!

A judicially administered public telling off. Note the look of real pain as the judge throws out his case with costs! Here, when challenged for showing the same disrespect, she throws the man out of court with some verbal encouragement to 'Douglas', the court security guard! And here again in full judicial rant!<?:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

Listening to Radio4 this morning, a reporter had managed to find someone described as some sort of senior person in the 'military wing' of Hamas. He promises that they would fight to the last child. Sort of puts a slightly different light on it I think.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1120831/Muslim-civil-servant-suspended-killing-British-troops-justified-blog.html Lets hope he gets the sack, and no pension. He is quite happy to take his salary, and at the same time condones the killing of British soldiers.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1120698/You-rob-post-office--Governments-closed-down.html The intelligence of the criminal mind appears to be receeding.

Hi guys, I haven't been on the site for a while. This is a very sensitive subject, mods if you feel this needs to be deleted please feel free to do so. Ok, I have a close friend who is suffering from depression. She went to her GP about 4 months ago because I "made her", she was given a course of anti-depressants. Now 4 months on she has stopped taking the pills because she says they are having no effect on her mood and are making her put on weight, she stopped taking them for about 3 weeks ago and seemed to be doing ok. Now I have just had a phone call from her saying she is feeling extremely suicidal. She told me she has everything that she needs ready to take her li…

Just joking! http://vejret.tv2.dk/nyt/article.php/id-19877328.html A meteoroid of unknown size hit Earth's atmosphere over Scandinavia on Jan. 17th (1909 UT) and disintegrated in a thunderous explosion. The fireball was so bright it turned the nighttime sky blue.

Amazing pictures

This is the idiot who said that when we entered the war in Afghanistan, that we would be in and out in three years, WITHOUT A SHOT BEING FIRED. The two soldiers killed yesterday make it 141 killed since the war started. I wonder what this idiot has to say now about the war.Maverick222009-01-16 20:37:45

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-New...andals_Buttocks An inquiry has been launched after a gang of teenagers claimed police in a northern Mexican town spray-painted their hair, shoes and buttocks. Got a problem with this? :clapping:

This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shut. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go. Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a l…

I see that the Poodle got an award this year.