The Locker Room

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1133124/I-like-Titian-Gordon-Brown-tells-baffled-world-leaders.html Looks as if Gollum has finally gone over the top, the men in White Coats will surely turn up at 10 Clowning Street to take him away in the not too distant future. Gollum finally believes he is God and that he was sent here to save the wold.

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/featu...icle2184622.ece Good complaint. I am still betting HATO would eat this lot, and be very happy. :clapping: :clapping:

An electronic road sign intended to warn motorists of construction near the intersection of Lamar and Martin Luther King boulevards, in Austin, Texas, was changed by hackers. I wonder when hackers will get round to our matrix signs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/7861420.stm what an absolute idiot, I cannot believe anyone could be so daft, and what a poor excuse given by his solicitor.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1133148/Oligarch-paid-Labour-peer-600-000.html That makes five Peers who are under investigation. The sleaze in the Lords is almost as bad as that in the H of C. Not declaring a directorship is against the rules in the Lords, ex copper should know better.

Data Bill 'will wipe out privacy at a stroke' Sweeping new laws to allow ministers to release the private details of millions of people to a string of public bodies or private firms have been condemned as being "open sesame to a vast increase in government power"…..<?:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2189230.ece Thought id try and beat Kenworthy on this one ............................. Curious to know if anyone else has been visited by casper the friendly ghost or any of his associates!! I once woke to see a dark figure at the bottom of my bed and had to sleep with the lights on for weeks. My little girl has never let me live it down!!

Hi For sale is my recently deceased Xbox 360. I have had it for 2 years (hardly used) but there are no marks or any other damage on it, it is the white version. It just suffered from an error code E74 and I am informed that this is repairable. Im not that good at fixing electronics and have bought a new one, if anyone wants one for bits or knows someone who can fix this for them then let me know. MAKE ME AN OFFER? I would prefer someone to pick it up as postage for these things must be expensive because they weigh about the same as your average family car. PLEASE NOTE - ALL I HAVE FOR SALE IS THE XBOX360 CONSOLE - THESE ARE NO LEADS, CONTROLLERS OR HARD DRIVE PROVID…

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1131339/Magistrates-lift-criminals-curfew--girlfriend-romantic-Valentines-night-date.html No wonder some people think are magistrates are a joke.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_7...700/7857755.stm Pair of idiots.

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Who are they going to call? BBC Magazine question brings a curious answer. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7847351.stm

Earthquake in Manchester Makes a change from rain, I suppose