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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7871193.stm This is something that bothers me. If Golliwogs are offensive then lets ban cabbage patch dolls for being offencive to whites, barbies for stereotyping the blonde bimbos, lets ban the muppets, where do we stop before we're just getting way over the top for all this political correctness?

A man walks into a pet shop and is looking around when he spots a chimpanzee in a cage marked, "£1,000". The man looks a little closer and discovers that the chimpanzee is wearing a hi-vis jacket and a baseball cap and is twirling a Dorman lamp around his finger. Curious, the man summons the shopkeeper and asks him what the deal is with this thousand pound monkey. "Sir, You have discovered our Highways Agency Traffic Officer Monkeys. This one is our basic patrol version. It's got a live lane designation certificate; can run out a 100m taper without breaking a sweat, knows every vehicle fault going; knows the Civil Service code and Traffic Officer manual by heart and is…

I was unable to get to work today due to every route to it being closed due to the snow. It's been snowing constantly since 8 this morning, with blizzard conditions since about noon, and as a result we've got over a foot of snow now. I'm in North Dorset, so how many other people are stranded?

What Non negotiables do you have In your life or relationship that you just wont budge on or compromise ?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1136562/Blair-hails-Gods-love-extraordinary-speech-stands-alongside-Obama-prayer-breakfast.html Teflon Tony has finally flipped, gone over the top. We don't do God is looking a bit thin to say the least.

I just had 2 espresso coffees and 1 espesso brownie and i am still tired.

There was an article recently in Police Review about police officers serving in the TA and reserve armed forces. A member of civilian staff I work with has just returned from Helmand province after a tour with the Para battle group. Just wanted to say well done and loads of respect to all you 'police people' doing your bit out there..

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At the moment, looking for work is proving very difficult. I'm sick of not having something useful to do & rather than go to college to kill time & gain a piece of paper at the end of a course that I don't really want or need, I would rather do some voluntary work until I succeed in getting a full time job. I'd like to volunteer for Womens Aid or similar. Or a childrens charity. Something worthwhile anyway. I've had a look on the Womens Aid website but there isn't anything available for my area at the moment. The only thing I'm wondering about is whether I'd be any use volunteering for that sort of charity. It is something I feel very strongly about &…

Well, the speed camera was clearly just the start.... yesterday morning I had a flock of sheep!!! Luckily for them, the farmer came and collected them later in the day...shame really, I was looking forward to a nice bit of lamb on sunday!! so, what 'interesting' things have turned up at the bottom of your garden??

First occupant is PC Lightyear, for teasing Ron.

All kinds of weird decisions made by judges, including this one. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3185959.html

Mmmm well here comes a life story lol. Basically i'm 20 years old, I have GCSE's and A levels, I've started my first year at uni and basically have decided I hate it and so have now 'dropped out'. I'm now, well, stuck I have a part-time job in retail which I have had since I was 16 I have been asked to have a interview tomorrow well more chat about becoming a Sales Manager in a different store but the same company. I want to take this job basically because I need a full-time wage BUT I do not want to be stuck in retail for the rest of my life. Next part lol, I am really really really interested in applying to the police BUT well I have an arrest record, I have two DnDs …

http://www.policeoracle.com/news/Officers-Told-Stop-Drinking-Shandy-Bass_18391.html you would have a job to smell alcohol on that drink, it's virtually non existant.

Hi, I am after a Hi Viz POLICE waterproof Jacket-(not the short bomber jacket style). can anyone help? my force-Northern Constabulary does not issue them, we only get a lightweight material one for wear over our black goretex jackets. i am after a size large/extra large. hope someone can help me out