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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1154405/Pensioner-gave-teenager-clip-round-ear-church-papers-guilty-assault.html The Police and the CPS do themselves no favours with crap like this. The boy should have been given a severe warning and taken home to be dealt with(hopefully) by his parents.

I never realised you lived so close! Some of those names in the above article though are terrible (or Terry Bull ). Surely the parents were aware of how the names sounded when put together?! .

Who's had their "yearly" dose of pancakes today then??? You cant beat the traditional lemon and sugar combo.

On Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, Grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. So I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 10 years replied, "I know, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?" And that's how the f…

Um bongo, um bongo, they drink it in the congo. Friendship bracelets were ties that couldn't be broken. You know all the words to 'ice ice baby'. You wanted to be on 'Jim'll fix it' and you sent a painting to the gallery on 'take hart' nearly every week. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before he had plastic surgery. You know the profound meaning of "wax on, wax off". You wore fluorescent-neon clothing... (if you can call it clothing!) You could break dance (ok, you wished you could) You remember when Amiga was a state of the art video game system. You remember MC Hammer. You can still sing the rap to "Fresh prince of bel air".... Most…

Hi guys. Just to let anyone know whos interested in joining West Midlands Police OR just interested in what the force does, they have an open day from 1000 - 1800 on Friday 27th February. They will have all the different departments there to give advice and advice to those interested. As far as i am aware, this is a FREE ENTRY event. It will be at Tally Ho! in Edgebaston, Birmingham. All the best!

Trying to buy this, but i am having doubts on authenticity. Does this look legit enough? Yes it is a gift.

I keep missing it when people say night night. So I thought I'd start a thread, like the Waltons. (I'd have been to embrarrassed to have that many kids if the walls were that thin.) G'night, Jim Bob, G'night.... Moose! You still up? Go to bed.

I did not find this funny, some are to politicly correct. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11...joke-email.html BT has suspended 30 of its call centre staff after they were caught forwarding an email joke poking fun at the Irish. So is it funny? Am i missing the point?

I have needed glasses for distance vision since I was 19 or so but in recent years I have been unable to read with them on. About 7-years-ago an optician recommended a pair of varifocals so that I could use one pair of specs for all purposes. I tried them and I couldn't see properly. They changed, and mucked about with, the lenses for about eight weeks and I still couldn't get on with them. While I could just about see distance objects with the top bit of the lenses, so long as my head was pointing in exactly the right direction, reading in them was absolutely impossible. I had to make several subtle head movements to read a single word on a page, so reading a senten…

Blackstone's student handbook (2009 edition) is now on offer at Waterstones... £22.49 instead of £29.99 http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/....do?sku=6308277 Infact several books are including ones to aid the application process/assessment centre etc.

I am going to remove some flirty posts to here. I know I'm bad at hijacks but really. M&MBM2009-02-19 17:10:42

It seems that corruption is not the sole prerogative of our government.

A common sense proposal to help struggling businesses comes from a surprising source, (reports today's Times). Mandelsohn's proposed moratorium on enhanced maternity leave and wider, tougher Equality laws, are very un P.C. in todays Political environment..."Common Purpose" will not like it either!

I went to the supply room today to get some batteries for audio equipment. I wasn't surprised I had to ask for them because they are kept under lock and key. Now in keeping with our vision, my company provides us with real cups, glasses, plates, and cutlery instead of using disposables. Any caterer we use my use recycled or green-produced disposables. The head of supply told me if the batteries (which are rechargeable) were left out, they'd disappear like all the glasses, cups, etc. I was gobsmacked. He informed me that the glasses have to be restocked every three months. The cups less often (I suspect that's because the handles have a habit of coming off). N…