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Just wanted to say the best of luck for all of those doing the exam tomorrow. Link2009-03-09 17:39:18

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I just found this soooooooooo cute I could not help but post it... Enjoy. Hopes it being a smile to your faces.... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/...ious-tiger.html

Keep your eyes on the forecasts for next week. It is starting to look like the whole of the UK will see significant snow fall starting on Sunday.

First the news story http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7928946.stm Then the fun begins. http://www.rancon.co.uk/flash-development/...n-custardy.html My score 2.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/7928278.stm A hospital pays £90,000 damages to a bloke who tried to kill himself, and who they saved, but in the process they made a mistake and damaged one of his arms. I read stories like this and I can't help thinking that I could turn up to an RTC, attempt to give first aid, and maybe break somebody's ribs while performing compressions - and that ungrateful git would then sue me.

I have 2 or possibly 4 Jason manford tickets for sale. I was supposed to be going with a few friends but a mix up with holiday requests means 2 of them cant go. Im only after face value obviously. (£19 each I think, definatly no more than £20). With it being so close to the date pick up will be required. The tickets are for Lowry theatre, manchester on 8.3.09 (this sunday at 19:30) If anyone is interested let me know asap. 1st come first served obviously.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3224525.html?menu= Frank Lampard may have a higher IQ than Carol Vorderman. The THIRD test is thee hardest one, it is the one i took. http://www.highiqsociety.org/iq_tests/ YOUR IQ SCORE IS: 121 A score of 124 or higher is required to qualify for membership in the Society.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1160059/The-mad-sad-world-Scargill-pariah-How-25-years-led-miners-defeat-hes-convinced-beat-Thatcher.html Poor old Arthur, just as daft as he was 25 years ago. As someone once said, Miners were Lions led by Donkeys. Arthur being the biggest donkey. At least he paid most of my mortgage for 13 months.

Clever, but not clever enough.

Questions to the Police. Is Easter in a Police station, much the same as Christmas. As in, is it generally quiet peaceful? Is Policing on Easter Voluntary? Or is it work as normal? :smiley_notworthy: :smiley_notworthy: :smiley_notworthy:

I need a few to get even with my class, who seem to know some really silly jokes (they are 5yrs old but quite bright) So far they have told me...... Q - why did the prawn leave the disco early? A- 'cos it pulled a mussel! Q - why did the baker have brown fingers? A- 'cos he kneaded a poo!

have you ever cried watching a movie, play or reading a book? I did watching the movie Blood Diamond. Spoiler, in case you've not seen the movie yet When solomon's little boy pointed a gun at his father

Hi all, im davie a PC from Strathclyde. Used to be a cadet and have been in the force for nearly 6 years now. Also help run www.forcedcc.com the force and service car club which has just been launched. Cheers Davie

Hi there. I'm helping with the research for a book on Sod's Law, the universe's inescapable central principle that if something can go wrong, it will. We're looking for humorous contributions from the police service to illustrate this unhappy truth. Have you every had a sure-fire winner collapse on you at the last minute? Ever had occasion to wish you'd been careful what you wished for? From balls-ups on the beat to catastrophes in court or embuggerances with the bureaucracy ... the funniest and best stories will be rewarded with credit in the book (if desired), a free copy, eternal gratitude and perhaps even champagne. If you've a story to share, or would like more in…