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The good, the bad and the ugly. What worries me is the proportions. I wonder what would happen in this country.

If Fred the Shred has his pension reduced because he was so incompetent, and was sacked from RBS for that reason, why hasn't Gollum Brown resigned along with the rest of the Labour Cabinet, who are so incompetent. It was Gollum who told the FSA to go lightly on the banks when they were giving out thousands of mortgages and was only too pleased to see banks lending. Double standards I think, and great hypocracy by MP's calling for his pension to be reduced, MP's have their noses in the trough all the time, and voted themselves big pension increases.

I'm bored & getting tipsy so the idea of this thread is as follows. You describe the user above you in one word. You can have multiple goes but you can't have more than one go at a time. Somebody will have to start the game after this post. If there's no replies then I know to keep my bright ideas to myself!

Starting with this prize pair. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7909563.stm OK, in the grand scheme of things, there are worse people around, but to what useful purpose? The quote of the year has to be "Richardson, who is a grandmother, told the court she was shocked and disgusted when her boyfriend hit the wrong person."

Do MPs take a hypocritic oath in the same way that physicians take a Hippocratic oath?

I've had this phone now for about 4 months ..... and I must say it's probably the best phone ever made! Are there any other phone geeks in here? Anyone else that actually has the G1 ? ............ for those who have lived in a cupboard for the past year, this is what I'm talking about :

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_32122...u=news.quirkies A US grandmother with 23 ex-husbands has been recognised as the most married woman in the world. Just a thought, but after she had been married 21 times, i would think twice being her 22nd husband. Maybe it`s just me. Mind you, just look at her, she is gorgeous, well for a Moose that is. HER ADVICE: “Just get married the once, and stay married. I have not had a bed of roses, believe me,†Linda Wolfe said. ONLINE: Hear her talk about her life in a video at IndyStar.com/multimedia. - MATT DETRICH / The Star

http://www.policeoracle.com/news/Fury-At-Police-Poker-Match_18548.html Trust the Sun to blow it up out of all proportions. I wonder how they managed to illustrate it all in pictures, so that Sun readers could understand what was going on.

Not sure where the best place to put this question! Im on a course this weekend @ Lancashire Police HQ. Not being from the area, does anyone know what facilities they have onsite for food and stuff, of if not, whether there are shops in walking distance? thanks in advance for replies

Does anyone know if the word scrote (used to describe some undesirable characters) was used prior to Ronnie Barker in Porridge? did we (the police) use it before him in the sitcom or did we borrow the phrase and have had its continued use since? No real point to the question I just wondered!

Title says it all really. I thought this topic needed it's own thread, the fact that it's currently being debated in the Jade Goody thread is slightly misleading. Do you feel that you should have to learn the language of the country that you're in? I, personally, think you should... but not to the point of fluency. I make an effort to learn the basics of a language before visiting the country that I'm going to, it's only polite. Discuss.

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Awful song, but I can't get it out of my head.