The Locker Room

Teachers advised to not give chase to truant toddlers.... but never mind, the police will play at nanny. Surely this is a misimnterpretation of council guidelines. But who on earth thought it was worthwhile issuing guidelines in the first place? Surely teachers can be relied on to have common sense.

Overheard near a crowd of foreign tourists visiting Downing Street.... "Daddy, where does Mr Angry live..?" "Son... Mr Angry lives at Number 10 Downing Street!" "Daddy, why Mr Angry called Mr Angry...?" "Son.... because nobody will do as they are told..... the World won't do as its told, and Mr Angry's friends won't do as they are told either!"

Or better?

Because he's not granted such privilages as a bus driver Kenworthy has asked if I'd create this poll for him, which it appears is intended as a bit of light relief for those serving officers feeling a little jaded with the frequent bobby-bashers who come to our site. Kenworthy thought it would be nice to provide an opportunity for those MOPs who wish to do so to demonstrate their support, which I thought was a nice gesture. He says:

hey to all the people that i upset with recent posts i am very sorry and will not cause trouble again so from now one there be clean topics from me oooo i wish the area were i live would hurry up and take people on in the force

ok this is making cops look dumb http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzcY37eASCU I dont knw if the cop needed a wash

A very happy birthday to SerenityBlue.

Japanese coffee company, Goeorgia Max Coffee, modified the bathrooms of ski areas around Japan to promote their coffee energy drinks. This is probably the most exciting bathroom I've ever seen!

then you have nothing to fear. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/7935937.stm

So what are you giving up? I`m giving up Cadburys chocolate muffins :thumbsup:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7936041.stm While many of the issues raised are non events, e.g. speeding convictions etc, police officers remaining on the job with convictions for perverting the course of justice, fraud, and forgery does seem a bit much. I have reservations about automatically sacking a police officer for offences of violence, as policing is the profession of violence, and under some circumstances it would be quite easy to pick up a conviction for even a quite serious assault carried out with the best of intentions. The real story here though, IMO, is the fact that 10 forces made no reply to a Freedom of Information Act requ…

http://www.policeoracle.com/news/Met-Seeks-Female-Motorcycle-Officers_18650.html Female Black Rats, whatever next, they will allow females to vote next. What is the world coming too. Maverick222009-03-09 20:07:19

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7940028.stm At last a sensible Judge giving a prison term worth having, and a 17 year driving ban, which means he will be banned for around ten years by the time he gets out.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1161272/Man-cleared-murder-accidentally-shot-intruder-threats-him.html Another common sense decision from a jury. Another thug who will not be causing anymore problems, I would love to have seen the look on Clements face when he was looking down the barrel of the shotgun, that would have been worth a thousand words. Clements is no loss to society, a thoroughly nasty piece of work.Maverick222009-03-12 11:03:43

On registration did I have to input my force? I can't remember, but its banner is the only one I see at the top of the forum and I'm wondering why...