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The Locker Room

Light-hearted discussion of topics which don't really relate to police work... abandon hope all ye who enter!

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  1. For light-hearted discussion about love, life and relationships.

    • 10.6k posts
    @psychicscarlet1
    @psychicscarlet1,
  2. You can use this area to share information about teams or groups, sort out socials, share gaming tags, and generally get together with like minded forum-goers.

    • 14.7k posts
    IrishCop
    IrishCop,
  3. Where we will hold all the threads in relation to member competitions and the results.

    • 21 posts
  4. This forum is the place to participate and start new games for the whole community to participate in. The first post in each topic should explain the rules for that specific game.

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    Chief Rat
    Chief Rat,
  6. Looking to sell your used equipment or other unwanted items? Our "For Sale & Trade" section is the perfect place to connect with fellow members interested in buying what you no longer need. Whether it’s tools, electronics, or hobby gear, feel free to list it here! Just make sure to include an actual photo of the item in your post – no stock images or generic photos from websites allowed. This way, everyone knows exactly what they’re getting. Happy selling and trading!

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  1. G*N*D
    Started by G*N*D,

    Well, free wine for me For personal reasons, I have been left dog sitting & house sitting for the past two weeks & so have been picking up groceries & things from the smaller shops. Today, I decided to treat myself to a bottle of Rose wine. Unsurprisingly I got ID'd & after showing the checkout man my card, carried on packing the shopping. He told me the total & I was a little bit surprised as it was a bit less than I had (loosely) calculated. It said the same as he had said on the till scanner so I paid & left. I got outside & double checked my receipt & saw that he hadn't charged me for the Rose wine. I went back in & pointe…

    • 96 replies
    • 2.2k views
  2. specialteacher1546081026
    Started by specialteacher1546081026,

    ...This Saturday 7.45pm! Does anyone reckon they have a talent that would satisfy the judges? (policing or otherwise) Does anyone watch it?

    • 31 replies
    • 1.3k views
    Cassius Bojangles
  3. bogdan39
    Started by bogdan39,

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11...esearchers.html Is beauty really in the eye of the beer holder? Alcohol has no effect on men's judgement, say researchers. I agree in my view after only 8 pints, she is gorgeous

    • 3 replies
    • 312 views
  4. M&MBM
    Started by M&MBM,

    click

    • 13 replies
    • 462 views
  5. bogdan39
    Started by bogdan39,

    I am sure we will all congratulate Kopite on his new status as a MOD on UkPoliceOnline. :smiley_notworthy: :smiley_notworthy: :smiley_notworthy: :smiley_notworthy: :smiley_notworthy:

  6. Brutus
    Started by Brutus,

    I like to pride myself on having hugely catholic tastes when it comes to music. I love most classical and opera, older pop like ELO, some modern stuff like Sigur Ros and so on, but there is some music which I just can't get anything out of. Like jazz. Why people rave about Miles Davies or Louis Armstrong just beats me. Yes, I've tried listening to it; I've even gone to a jazz concert, but it bores my socks off. And operetta. Gilbert and Sullivan never quite inspires me. OK, it's clever and melodious, but it seems to lack the uplift, the "beef", of a Mozart or Puccini opera. Then there's musicals. You know, Cats, West Side Story, Les Miserables and all that stuff.…

  7. geebee
    Started by geebee,

    • 0 replies
    • 409 views
  8. Brutus
    Started by Brutus,

    A couple who are our friends have a 20-year-old daughter who is doing a degree in Italian language and culture. She is presently spending a year in Rome, at the university, there as part of her course. One evening, she went on a blind date with a pal and her 'date' was an Italian student who was studying at the music academy. She said he was a nice chap, but all over her, showering her with compliments about her amazing beauty (and, to be frank, she's a rather plain girl) and kissing her hand and saying Italian stuff like "belissimo" etc. Eventually, she got rid of him and went home. The next night, around midnight, she hear some music from her bedroom window, and lo…

    sgtpepperband
  9. M&MBM
    Started by M&MBM,

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/8005636.stm Seems like an excellent idea. It seems to be a dying art.

  10. tombo
    Started by tombo,

    Error Only members with sufficient permission can access this page. Sorry guys if this is obvious as I'm new to the forum but why do I get this message when I try and view some threads?

    sgtpepperband
  11. bogdan39
    Started by bogdan39,

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/weird-wi...nce-claims.html Made any dodgy ones ?

    • 1 reply
    • 318 views
    Andi1545925587
  12. Pointdexter
    Started by Pointdexter,

    Is it normal for them to take their sweet time in customs? Date Time Location Tracking Event 13-04-2009 19:09 International Hub AWAITING CUSTOMS CHARGING 13-04-2009 19:09 International Hub AWAITING CUSTOMS CHARGES 13-04-2009 19:04 International Hub Arrived in destination country 12-04-2009 07:22 Delivery Agent - NEW YORK -PTT Left origin country 11-04-2009 08:50 Delivery Agent - UNITED STATES AMERICA Its been a week already

    • 0 replies
    • 729 views
  13. bogdan39
    Started by bogdan39,

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/515...-neighbour.html A former pig farmer was arrested and held by police for more than six hours after a police officer who lived next door complained about an ornamental swine statuette in his garden. Some are so touchy. Unless this Officer is on here now, then your in the right, and how dare he. :lol:

  14. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    Don't kiss me infront of the cameras Gordon.

  15. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8005581.stm We all expect the Tories to criticise NuLabour, but when Alice does things must be serious. She is a staunch and avid Labour supporter of many years, and never cowed to the whips if she believed in something. Pity a few more don't have the guts to come out and tell Gollum a few 'home truths'.

    • 3 replies
    • 256 views

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