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A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his blackLabrador in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane. The second man explains that he is a Drug Enforcement Agency officer and the dog is a 'Sniffer dog'. 'His name is Smithy and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.' The plane takes off, and once it has levelled out, the agent says: Watch this.' He tells Smithy to 'search'. Smithy jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very purposefully next…

LOLOL funny but cheesy ending

http://www.championrun.org.uk/ I was away from 1200 on tuesday until 1900 thursday night, driving the support vehicle for John during his run.(1.5 hours sleep during the 30 hours of the run). If any of you are feeling generous....................I appreciate times are hard.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8028170.stm Charles Clarke, former home secretary, said today that he was ashamed to be a Labour MP after the Government cock-ups over Gurkha's rights of residence in the U.K. and the u-turn Brown took over MP's expenses. He's not the only one who has lost confidence in the Labour Government and, more specifically, Brown who lost his first commons vote on Wednesday. I, personally, can't wait to see the back of this Labour Government. Because of them I lost my job, will have to pay grossly inflated fees for University and am going to have to pay extremely high taxes when I get older to cover the cost of this recession. Socialism…

Just saying hello from sunny Spain. I'm retired Sussex Police, Hailsham, Ringmer rural, Haywards Heath traffic and Seaford. I've been in Spain for ten years. If anyone is thinking of moving here and you want advice, feel free to get in contact. I know most of the pitfalls and have expert lawyers, who have been freinds since i have been here, and are very honest. They also speak English and are not afraid to take on other lawyers, and at the moment the regional government. Stay well and be happy. Steve.

In the next General Election I will need all your votes. The date has not been decided yet but I am relying on you all.Please post if you plan on voting for me. Thank you, Gordon Brown PM

Hope it's a good one.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics...-IQ-of-156.html Elise Tan-Roberts was five months when she spoke her first word, calling her father "Dada". She was walking three months later and running two months after that. My kid said the other day Guiro, didn`t think much of it till i looked it up, turns out it`s a instrument played in the Shetland islands. :clapping:

"Officer, can you take a look at my exhaust and tell me if it is legal please?"

I'm a television journalism student at Goldsmith's in London. For one of my final pieces I am exploring the anti-prostitution points contained in the Crime and Policing Bill before parliament at the moment. I want to delve into the consequences if this Bill is passed, as well as the opinions of those with direct contact with the sex industry. This obviously includes policemen and women! For more detail on the bill: http://services.parliament.uk/bills/2008-09/policingandcrime.html I have been in contact with the the Met Clubs and Vice Unit, but understandably there are issues of time and commenting on political issues for an on-duty, working officer. I was hoping to …

Wishing Graham a very happy birthday. If you get presents from the 3000 Lings, you will be doing nothing but unpacking for a few days.

haha....can you imagine doing that over here. would never happen.

I had to get my rigicuffs replaced with Hiatt folding cuffs. The pouch is terrible and the cuffs fall out on those rare times i have to run. I'd like to get a pouch whereby i can keep the cuffs unfolded. I did buy one but it doesn't seem to fit my cuffs when they are unfolded. Does anyone know where i could pick a pouch up? Cheers

Does anyone know if your force has a radio pocket for the LHS fairing pocket for a Honda ST1100 spare or know where I can get hold of one. Also looking for a left light bracket that attaches to the mirror mount for the same bike. Thanks