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The Locker Room

Light-hearted discussion of topics which don't really relate to police work... abandon hope all ye who enter!

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  1. For light-hearted discussion about love, life and relationships.

    • 10.6k posts
    @psychicscarlet1
    @psychicscarlet1,
  2. You can use this area to share information about teams or groups, sort out socials, share gaming tags, and generally get together with like minded forum-goers.

    • 14.7k posts
    IrishCop
    IrishCop,
  3. Where we will hold all the threads in relation to member competitions and the results.

    • 21 posts
  4. This forum is the place to participate and start new games for the whole community to participate in. The first post in each topic should explain the rules for that specific game.

    • 23.8k posts
  5. Use the forum for general advise if you are having an issues with your computer whether it is running MAC OS or Windows, Linux etc. We are sure there will be someone here to assist and give you some tips to keep them running smoothly

    • 563 posts
    Chief Rat
    Chief Rat,
  6. Looking to sell your used equipment or other unwanted items? Our "For Sale & Trade" section is the perfect place to connect with fellow members interested in buying what you no longer need. Whether it’s tools, electronics, or hobby gear, feel free to list it here! Just make sure to include an actual photo of the item in your post – no stock images or generic photos from websites allowed. This way, everyone knows exactly what they’re getting. Happy selling and trading!

    *Please note Police Community accepts no risk for the items posted by members and you enter into a agreement to purchase at your own risk*

    • 1 post
  1. MancSprock
    Started by MancSprock,

    This is an oldie but a goldie (hope it hasn't been done to death on here before)- You have to BE HONEST for it to work though; sometimes the guilty pleasures are what makes other peoples tracks so funny. So...here's how it works: To create the soundtrack to the film of your life and the relevant scenes..... 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. No Cheating - it's not always going to be context specific/make sense but thats part of the fun!!!! Copy-&Paste these into your post Opening Credit…

    • 3 replies
    • 592 views
  2. Merged
    Started by Merged,

    http://www.usbchainsaw.com/ "Never before has a chainsaw been made available in such a compact and mobile form."

  3. Fedster
    Started by Fedster,

    What do you guys and lasses regulary use I personally Cannot stand Twitter (love to hear from people who use Twitter) I regulary use Blogs (BBC and my blog)) Forums (BBC and this site)

    • 3 replies
    • 638 views
    Lee.S1546620511
  4. Kyria1546620475
    Started by Kyria1546620475,

    Saw this post on UKPolice and thought t'was amusing so I stole it. Basically you choose from one of the two choices previously posted and then post up a new choice for the next forum member - so If I got: Jam or Marmite I'd choose: Marmite (and then post something else and it can be anything!), for example: no Television forever or no Sunshine forever? Your turn!

  5. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1200069/Police-officers-practice-witchcraft-Pagan-Police-Association-religious-holidays.html I have heard it all now, a PC guaranteed eight days off for Pagan Holidays, they have to be taking the piss.

  6. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1200108/Jacqui-Smith-admits-wasnt-Home-Secretary.html At last J. Smith has admitted that she wasan't up to the job, everyone on this Forum had been telling her that for years, and so had most Police Officers. Why on earth did she take the job if she knew she wasn't up to it, just wasted two years of everybodies time.

  7. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    According to the BBC Cherie has Swine Flu. Thats what happens when you have your nose in the trough too often. I hope the virus isn't too ill.

  8. MancSprock
    Started by MancSprock,

    There's nothing that picks up an otherwise dull day in the office than an e-mail with some of these lovelies on them. A vast quantity aren't acceptable and teeter on grossly offensive, so i've found some we can all enjoy! Feel free to post your own!

    • 5 replies
    • 1.7k views
  9. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1200137/Prince-Charles-joins-mourners-Guards-hero-laid-rest.html#comments The future King(possibly)of England turns up to show his respect, but the man who sent them to fight in the first place cannot be bothered,(Teflon Blair) neither can the present PM, or Secretary of State for Defence, just shows how much they care about our soldiers. The King of Spain has attended every funeral of Spanish soldiers killed in Iraq or Afghanistan.

  10. croberon
    Started by croberon,

    By the time you guys wake up, you'll have heard about the Metrorail crash here. Just wanted to let you know that I don't take the Metro for my commute. Arrived home safely and am watching the news (a rarity for me.)

    • 24 replies
    • 833 views
  11. M&MBM
    Started by M&MBM,

    Blimey

  12. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1200322/Judges-anger-couple-tidied-garden-thrown-riot-van-attempted-burglary.html This incident could have been dealt with at the scene, they could have been told to put the rubbish back, and that could have been the end of the matter. Some Police Officers appear to lack any common sense, or was it '' lets get two ticks in the box for arrests''.

    • 3 replies
    • 270 views
  13. bogdan39
    Started by bogdan39,

    http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/busi...icle6717141.ece The competition watchdog is to press ahead with its plan to stop the growth of “Tesco towns”, where one retail group dominates a local market. Yup, if it working well in this country, someone will attempt to stop it. I use Tesco regularly, they sell reasonable quality goods, at low prices, and if every shop in the UK was a Tesco, would that be so bad, each store employing hundreds of workers, and lots of people happy buying from them. Why start with the one and only business that is doing well in this country? In fact, instead of the government throwing money at banks, who still have not learnt their lesson, …

    • 3 replies
    • 453 views
  14. bogdan39
    Started by bogdan39,

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/art...ing-system.html Microsoft's latest operating system Windows 7 has gone on sale in the UK almost three months ahead of schedule at massively reduces prices, it has emerged. Anyone used it yet, and is it any good? Has it lots of bugs?

    • 9 replies
    • 476 views
  15. Maverick22
    Started by Maverick22,

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1200288/Police-spending-82-000-self-help-guru-stop-officers-moaning.html Waste of £82,000, or good value for money.

    • 2 replies
    • 280 views

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